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NO SICKNESS, NOOOOOO, NO NO NO I WILL COME TAKE CARE OF MY MERCY.

I feel icky

What is this crap? I can’t get sick now, the timing is awful.

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The ALS ice bucket challenge raises awareness and money for developing a cure for ALS. The challenge itself is to either donate (I think a hundred bucks minimum) or to dump ice water on yourself. The ice water brings a fleeting moment of complete numbness when it firsts hits you and you're unable to see, hear, or smell anything, which is the smallest bit of what ALS is like all the time, so that's why that's the challenge!

…..ALS Ice Bucket Challenge?

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I agree. You should see, like, a really tall person, and ask how tall they are in measurements of baguettes. Or apples, like the Smurfs, for a short person!

The only way to measure height should be in food.

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Everyone towers over me! You should see me next to Mike or Bas, it's ridiculous. I look like an ant!

I just realized!

That totally explains why I seem to tower over you whenever I see you.

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So I'M TALLER THAN 5 FOOTLONGS STACKED END TO END?!?!

I just realized!

Footlongs are actually only 11 and a half inches though Pumpkin.

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5 foot nothing and proud of it!

I just realized!

You’re really tiny then.

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danielbrey said: That’s an amazing way to measure your height.

Isn't it, though?!

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I just realized!

I’m the height of five subway footlongs stacked end to end! Best eye-opening of my life!

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TELLA IS THE BEST COMBO NAME EVER AND I GIVE YOU AN A+ OMG. NO COME OVERRRRRRRRRRRR!! YOUR HAIR IS SO PRETTY I WON'T LET ANYONE HURT IT. THEO IS THE SWEETEST LITTLE ANGEL LIKE HE'LL HOLD YOUR FINGER AND THEN HE LAUGHS SO HARD DURING PEEK-A-BOO. AND MIA IS LIKE A QUEEN ALREADY SHE'S SO SWEET AND THEN LIKE SHE KNOWS EXACTLY WHAT SHE WANTS, JUST UUUGH COME SEE FOR YOURSELF.

ME TOO. TELLA TIME! TELLA IS OUR NAME TOGETHER BY THE WAY. I JUST MADE IT UP. AND IT SOUNDS LIKE HELLA AND THAT’S HELLA RAD!!! OKAY, AWESOME THAT’S GREAT. MY HAIR WILL SURVIVE ANOTHER DAY. AWWWW EVEN THEIR NAMES ARE CUTE! UGH. MY HEART MIGHT EXPLODE AFTER MEETING THEM.

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YES OMG YES I'M SO EXCITED NOW. NO DON'T WORRY THEY'RE NOT ALLOWED TO PLAY WITH MY HAIR AT ALL SO THEY PROBABLY WON'T PULL ON YOURS SO YOU'LL BE SAFE! THEIR NAMES ARE MIA AND THEO AND THEY ARE THE SWEETEST LIL BABIES EVER.

YES OMG YES! BABIES! I WILL RUN TO MEET CUTE BABIES! YES. BABIES WILL MAKE ME NOT CRY, UNLESS THEY PULL MY HEARD REALLYYYYY HARD. I HAVE LONG HAIR SO THEY MIGHT BE TEMPTED BUT THAT’S OKAY BECAUSE THEY’RE BABIES AND BABIES MEAN WELL.

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DO BABIES MAKE YOU LAUGH? BECAUSE THERE ARE TWO OF THEM AT MY PLACE AND YOU'RE WELCOME TO COME PLAY WITH THEM. I CAN PERSONALLY SAY THEY ARE VERY CUTE.

antonetta-fm replied to your post:STUPID SKYPE MADE ME CRY

NO TEARS, ELLA, NO TEARS. ONLY LAUGHS.

THEN COME MAKE ME LAUGH TONY! 

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YES! HEALTH AND JOY ARE THE BEST!!

In other news, I still miss my Lexi, and we need to do something together. Urgently. Free me from my home of my wonderful roommate and his two adorable children because I AM NO LONGER THE CUTEST PERSON HERE AND IT'S WEEEEIIIIRD.

Freed from the burden of illness! Man, it’s good to be back

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The American summer past time of collecting fire-fries is a beautiful one.

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Now that makes zero sense. You're tall and fun and awesome, who wouldn't want to cuddle you?! But I'm on the way! Tony to the rescue!

I am totally always up for Lexi cuddles! I can be there in 10, I have to put my hair up. Why are you so desperately in need? I’d have thought you have, like, a million people who want to cuddle you!

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SHE HAD A PERFORMANCE?! What did I miss??!! Aaah!! I have to see it! Speaking of performances, aren't you in something, too?

SCHOOL IS HARD

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YES I KNOOOOW I SPENT 19 YEARS THERE AND NEVER MET ELLA SHORT FOR ELIZABETH????!??!? WHAT IS THIS INSANITY??!! OMG BELLA AND ELLA THAT'S SOOO CUTE!!!!!!!!!! ALSO WOW COOLER THAN BEYONCÉ IS PRETTY COOL LIKE WOW OMG. I HAVE AN OLDER SISTER AND A LITTLE BROTHER AND I LOVE THEM BOTH SOOOOO MUCH.

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MY NAME IS NOT FANCY PSSSHHH JUST CALL ME TONY I'M TONY NORMAL TONY. WAIT, YOU'RE FROM FLORIDA?! OH MY GOD. I'M FROM FLORIDA. CENTRAL FLORIDA, NOT MIAMI, THOUGH. OKAY, WAIT, DO YOU HAVE ANY SIBLINGS??

OOOOH BOTH OUR NAMES ARE NICKNAMES THEN!! TONY IS SHORT FOR ANTONETTA AND ELIZABETH IS SUCH A PRETTY NAME. IT FITS YOUR PRETTY TYPING. JUST LOOK AT DEM UPPERCASE LETTERS.