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saw this cute post and now I'm not going on reddit for the rest of the day. quit while you're ahead

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Transitioning really encourages you to be an unwashed gremlin.

Got on girl hormones? Guess your skin isn't gonna be as oily anymore. Less of a reason to shower.

Got laser / electrolysis? Guess you don't need to shave (which always goes smoothest when you're all steamed up). Less of a reason to shower.

Got a puppy girl with a scent kink? Less of a reason to shower.

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AU where berdly's gaming knowledge allows him to instantly recognize what's going on with kris but no one listens cause he's annoying

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Having to explain to way too many people that no, Iran doesn’t have nuclear weapons.

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SHOOTING CIVILLIANS POINT BLANK. SHE WAS TRYING TO GET HOME AND THEY SHOT HER FOR NO REASON. GET THIS FOOTAGE OUT!

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I took my little brother (autistic, mostly non verbal) out and he was using his voice keyboard to tell me something, and this little boy (maybe 4 or 5?) heard him and asked me "Is he a robot??" I tried to explain to him that no, he isn't a robot, he just communicates differently, but my darling brother was in the background max volume "I am robot I am robot I am robot I am robot"

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its crazy that a lot of what we call 'video essays' these days are basically low budget documentaries on increasingly weird and niche topics. no network approval no tv budget just one guy with maybe a hired editor/writer and a couple of friends willing to read voice lines. and then they put it on youtube like its no big deal. insane.

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being touch starved and a therian is kinda really funny to be honest. yes im an apex predator and i’m fully capable of ripping your throat out with my teeth. i want scritches though. bury your hand in my fur

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When i say that anti trans laws will affect cis people too, I’m not saying “we’re all in this equally.

I’m saying it because cis people will never care for us on our own.

It’s not some hippie dippy kumbaya bullshit, it’s strategic and necessary. Sorry it doesn’t pass your purity test!

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When I was younger and researching the autism diagnosis criteria and symptoms, I thought “oh I couldn’t POSSIBLY be autistic.” Because when I read “takes everything literally” I thought it literally meant EVERYTHING and I was like “I don’t take EVERYTHING literally, just most things!” And I just realized the other day that it didn’t actually mean EVERYTHING and that was an overstatement.

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these are KILLING me