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not to alarm anyone but is anybody else worried about how everybody is fucking stupid

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There's going to be a conclave to elect a new Pope.

I hope it doesn't-- OH MY GOD

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nothing bottom jeans and boots with the nothing

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this post hasn't left my mind since i've first saw it

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more people should wanna fuck me that’s just true

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If I start my sentence with "Girl" I mean it in a gay way like I'm about to bitch to you about my coworkers who I hate and who I am nothing but nice to. If I start my sentence with "Maaan" I mean it in a tired teen boy way. Like Shaggy learning that he's eaten the last of his vile sandwiches

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my personal argument for open borders is really simple it just boils down to "i believe restricting human movement and barring certain people from certain places on this earth is a human rights violation"

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Tumblr wouldn't load anything past this point so I'm pretty sure I'm cursed now

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nintendo: can't have alcohol in our child gambling games!!! solution???

vacation juice

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my wife tried taking a nice photo of our beloved cat, Compact Disc. unfortunately she chose that moment to be possessed by the Ghost of Tom Clancy's Splinter Cell

Put those bright green peepers away, you're going to scare the neighbors.!

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being an extremely light sleeper who doesn't go to bed until 3-4 am so no matter where i live my roommates & friends say stuff like, "wake us up if the tornado sirens go off, "wake us up if the tsunami sirens go off," "wake us up if that bear comes back by camp,"

when people say these things i can't help but feel i'm satisfying my evolutionary purpose as night guard. it's just easier now than it would've been for me 10,000 years ago bc i have a flashlight and a weather app.

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I feel sorry for children because they never had the experience of playing games or watching things for free. It's why I think a lot of them don't hate ads as much as people older then them do, they just accepted them as a necessary part of their reality and deal with it because the ads have always been there for them.

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Reblog to give your nonbinary friend a sword

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My five year plan is to just see what happens