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Tumblr has an API??? Have I been living under a rock???

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Imma start posting on this more fr.

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I really love Christmas.

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I think I just really want to be happy. I want my Christmas time. But I want it every day.

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Oh how I love Christmas ❤️

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A bitch just finished their first semester of uni!!!

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POV: You're me.

*insert clown photo here*

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*sigh*

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What are tumblr gifts?

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So…I just found out that I got a 90% on my bio midterm and a 33% on my comp eco assignment. Legit don’t know how to feel rn.

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Hearts ❤️❤️❤️

Stars ⭐️⭐️⭐️

And Horseshoes 🐎🧲🐎🧲 🐎🧲

Clovers 🍀🍀🍀

And Blue Moons 🌑🌑🌑

Hourglasses ⏳⏳⏳

Rainbows 🌈 🌈🌈

And Tasty Red Balloons 🎈 🎈🎈

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Ok but like…Ms Taylor. MS. TAYLOR. You can’t keep doing this to me.

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More favourite tropes:

“Unfortunately, [thing that would ordinarily be described in much stronger terms than ‘unfortunate’].”  

“Fortunately, [thing that is in no way fortunate].”  

“Unfortunately, [thing that would be fortunate in nearly any circumstance except the particular circumstance at hand].“  

“Fortunately, [very minor benefit that absolutely does not offset the considerable drawbacks of whatever just happened].“  

“Unfortunately, [the exact, word-for-word thing that somebody just expressed that they hope won’t happen].“  

“Fortunately, [complete non sequitur].”

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I’m so tired rn.

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I’m in the middle of midterm season (send help pls).

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“Too many of us are not living our dreams because we are living our fears.

-Les Brown 

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