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โAverage household has 2.3 childrenโ factoid actually just statistical error. Robins Georg, who lives in cave and adopts over 10,000 each day, is an outlier and should not have been counted
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Do you think Josh Harnett would squeal like a baby pig if you played with his tooth gap like a clit?
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hurrying home to my castle when i see lightning and remember that i left the frankenstein plugged in on the slab
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After a couple of beers anything is possible...
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