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The Tempescope is an Ambient Weather Device that Simulates the Forecast on Your Desktop

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this is literally the sweetest thing ever 🥺

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A punk stops during a gay pride parade to allow a mesmerized child to touch his jacket spikes.

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New Print Link Masterpost - Illuminated Shitpost Prints

Hey yall, here’s an updated link promo post for stuff on the store for shitposts now that ive phased some prints out and updated others. Spiders Georg will return in Avengers Endgame around the end of October at the latest so everyone’ll be able to get it in time for winter gift season. 

In any case here’s the long post with everything and all the links, feel free to press j to skip or blacklist the tag “print link masterpost” These links dont include commissions, there’s other listings for that, and I’ll be making another post for non shitpost print designs. Any pieces where the OG post is NOT my shitpost (and was not posted anonymously) I either got permission for them with the writer directly OR have a tracker that sends them a percentage of sales in payment for use. 

here we go

1) Naval Seal Copypasta 

2) Dummy Thicc Ventricles

3) Thy Mother

4) Limerick Rolled

5) Descend Into Hell…

6) Fireball

7) Ronald Reagan’s Grave is a Gender Neutral Bathroom

8) Man Door Hand Hook Car Door

9) Welcome to Mcdawnalds

10) Fuckin Love Coffee

11) The Sour Hour (in reference to my post about eating lemons straight)

12) My Immortal (first paragraph)

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If you could hear me scream. I found this on twitter and I’m not sure who made it but it’s hilarious

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signs as extremely cursed images

Aries

Taurus

Gemini

Cancer

Leo

Virgo

Libra

Scorpio

Sagittarius

Capricorn

Aquarius

Pisces

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FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO DO NOT KNOW

THIS IS A TRUMPET

THIS IS A TROMBONE

THIS IS A TUBA

AND THIS IS A FRENCH HORN

THANK YOU FOR YOUR TIME

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Read this and save a life - YOUR OWN

From a surgical nurse and certified CPR teacher:

Please pause for 2 minutes and read this:

1. Let’s say it’s 7.25pm and you’re going home (alone of course) after an unusually hard day on the job.

2. You’re really tired, upset and frustrated.

3 Suddenly you start experiencing severe pain in your chest that starts to drag out into your arm and up in to your jaw. You are only about five km from the hospital nearest your home.

4. Unfortunately you don’t know if you’ll be able to make it that far.

5. You have been trained in CPR, but the guy who taught the course did not tell you how to perform it on yourself.

6. HOW TO SURVIVE A HEART ATTACK WHEN ALONE? Since many people are alone when they suffer a heart attack without help, the person whose heart is beating improperly and who begins to feel faint, has only about 10 seconds left before losing consciousness.

7. However, these victims can help themselves by coughing repeatedly and very vigorously. A deep breath should be taken before each cough, and the cough must be deep and prolonged, as when producing sputum from deep inside the chest. A breath and a cough must be repeated about every two seconds without let-up until help arrives, or until the heart is felt to be beating normally again.

8. Deep breaths get oxygen into the lungs and coughing movements squeeze the heart and keep the blood circulating. The squeezing pressure on the heart also helps it regain normal rhythm. In this way, heart attack victims can get to a hospital.

9. Tell as many other people as possible about this. It could save their lives!!

10. A cardiologist says If everyone who gets this mail kindly sends it to 10 people, you can bet that we’ll save at least one life.

11. Rather than sending jokes, please... contribute by forwarding this mail which can save a person’s life.

12. If this message comes around you... more than once… please don’t get irritated... You should instead, be happy that you have many friends who care about you & keeps reminding you how to deal with a Heart attack.

please take the time and boost this post by reposting it and sending it to those you love because we all need to understand how to quickly deal with heart attacks

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Always & Forever‼️❤️😍🌈

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Big shoutout to @segasaturn0 and @lordofguts for sharing a Beetlejuice bootleg :) I'm really thankful and so happy to have it.

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!!! 40 CAL CHIPS !!!

FOR THIS WHOLE BOWL!

WITHOUT POTATOES, THEY TASTE (NO JOKE) LIKE ACTUAL THING

You need:

3 rice paper sheets (30 cal)

Curry paste, 1//0,5 tsp- 10 cal

Lots of spices

Mix curry paste with about 3 tbsp water, add any spices you like. Soak ripped rice paper sheets in that, they have to be soft, so leave for like 30 seconds. Remove, on plate, fridge for atleast 2 hrs.

Then here's the magic. Fry it on a dry pan, without oil until they are crispy. ← and this is important. They have to be crispy. Serve with salt.

THIS IS SO FCKING AMAZING

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Emo Trinity (sorta) as Hamilton Characters

Alexander Hamilton — Pete Wentz

Aaron Burr — Mikey Way

Thomas Jefferson — Brendon Urie

James Madison — Ryan Ross

George Washington — Ray Toro

Eliza Hamilton — Patrick Stump

Angelica Schuyler — Joe Trohman

Peggy Schuyler — Andy Hurley

John Laurens — William Beckett

Marquis de Lafayette — Gabe Saporta

Hercules Mulligan — Frank Iero

Maria Reynolds — Gerard Way

King George III — Dallon Weekes

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This was literally a hate crime.

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these are the best names

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David Tennant Characters Ranked by How Slutty They Were

Tenth Doctor

10/10 (hehe)

Perfect slut. Fucked the Virgin Queen. Snogged Madame de Pompadour. Flirts with everyone.

Casanova

1000/10

World’s Greatest Lover. A sub. I don’t think this one needs too much explanation.

Peter Vincent

10000/10

Only wears leather. Shirtless half the movie. Kissed Anton Yelchin for no reason (okay I would too). Had a bunch of vampires crawling all over him in a slutty manner. Had fake vampire ladies crawling all over him for his tv show. Lives in Las Vegas.

Alec Hardy

1/10

Not a slut, but I’m giving him 1 point for when he awkwardly asked the hotel lady if she wanted to “stay with him” one night.

Peter Carlisle

100/10

Cuckolded David Morrissey. Sang and fucked at the same time. A lot of slutty dancing and singing. Slutty cop.

Scrooge McDuck

1000000000/10

Where do you think he actually got all that cash🤔. Has a money fetish. Got a tail that just won’t stop.

(This post is unfinished and will be completed by @sapphicprinceofice)