anxious-jackdaw

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Ladies, if he:

loves raccoons

teleports bread for three days

was rejected from every branch of the United States military

strips naked and covers himself in honey to fight bears

pissed off the necromancer that was his former roommate so much that he comes back to fight him every halloween

He’s not your man.  He’s The Soldier from Team Fortress 2 (2007).

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nose job turkey

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OPEN RP

[Preminger sees you with your pussy out] AUGHH!

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squeeze the piss out of my penis or i will kill myself

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my body is NOT. a “”temple””….it is a CLOWN CAR, and NONE OF THESE BITCHES KNOW HOW 2 DRIVE

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i forgot that sluts are real in the land before time dinosaur society

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I made a quiz about which horrible tumblr fandom you are because I’m tired and want to start shit apparently

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you deserve it, gamer!

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all these people who say gay was never a slur are too young to remember those psas that told you to say stupid instead of gay

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Lava/Magma Stim!! || Requested by @queenneso!!

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i think about scott malkinson and am filled with instant serotonin

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Scooby Doo taught us that cops don’t do their jobs and it’s up to America’s youth to unmask the greedy old white guys that are terrorizing society.

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It's not over, BLM is still going strong. Hold the police Accountable

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that 2020 mood

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That educational representation of an exploitative profession, is on to something!

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99% of all murders committed by women in ancient greek plays are completely justified