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His ass is not focused on driving.

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pick one you bald genderless idiot

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You know what. Fuck you.

*unhallows your ween*

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oh i forgot to share these !!!! can you guess my favorite character

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i was drawing a bunch of references and then i decided to draw jacobi as one of them. ft. tiny jacobi and kepler

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I need boy advice help!

kill him

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we all have that ONE friend who HATES being hit over the head with a metal pipe😂 and cries PLEASE DONT HIT ME WITH A METAL PIPE MY SKULL IS FRACTURED during METAL PIPE NITE😭😭😭😭💀💀💀💀💀😂🤣

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I wrote something properly silly to commemorate "The Day Malevrot Found the Transcript Font." (A day late for me, but I digress.)

Harlan, if you see this, I didn't start it, I'm just jumping off a bridge with the rest of my friends, I swear--

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Fun fact I had to quickly jot this down before getting in the car and my drawing tablet cable end was crushed under something overnight and wouldn't go in, so I had to gnaw it back open with my teeth to draw this

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Cannon Arthur arriving in new York, starved, sleep deprived, a mess

Me: suit! Vests! Coats!! Hats!!!

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did you memorize the 5 species of salmon in the pacific-northwest using a mnemonic on your hand? or do i gotta teach you?

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Made a funny little Halloween-themed game last year for a college assignment. It's called Ghost Catchers, you play as a cat that has to catch all the ghosts haunting the school. You can download it here:

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Yes the whiskey speech isn't up here. That's because it would obviously sweep the entire competition.

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kepler saying "long story short, thats why i dont remember anything from 1987. the year may as well have never happened" is so funny bc he was fully ten years old in 1987. what were u doing??

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i just saw an ad with a poll help