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The conflicting storylines of Clark and Lex in Smallville are so insane. Like

Lex: The abuse and manipulation I've suffered at my father's hands have led to permanent trust issues that I am working to overcome whilst struggling with the burden of my family's nefarious legacy.

Clark: damn I wish my dad would let me play football :/

Lex: Every woman I've ever loved has either died or betrayed me. I seek out the love I lost when my mother died in meaningless hookups and sometimes I wonder if I'd be better off dead.

Clark: my crush has a boyfriend that's not me :/

Lex: *gets shot multiple times and left on the street to die, has a hallucinatory dream where he is finally loved and accepted only to lose that love due to lack of power and resources, ultimately driving him to the conclusion that the only way to keep the people he cares about safe is to increase his already vast levels of money and power*

Clark: *meets Santa*

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smosh mouth: hi i'm shayne :) and i'm amanda :) today we'll be taking quizzes to find out which disney pricess we are 🥰🩷🌸

lunchtime with smosh: so which president has the biggest DICK??? has your husband MURDERED SOMEONE??? *chews on small fry* if I had to BURY A BODY-

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Smosh goes to an escape room would be such a good video

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Springfield's Got Talent (2012) // The Grammy Awards (2025)

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Legally Blonde (2001) dir. Robert Luketic

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Heathers (1988) dir. Michael Lehmann

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Genuinely insane how all the kids in Cobra Kai are so talented at karate and everyone just accepts it as a completely normal, realistic thing. Like, imagine you get in an argument with some scrawny 16 year old and all of a sudden they’re doing a backflip and kicking you in the face. And you look around to see if anyone else is shocked by this, but all the people around you just shrug and are like “oh, they must take karate lessons from one of those four weird old guys who are constantly trying to murder each other”. Genuinely what the fuck???

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Since the invention of the kiss, there have been five kisses that were rated the most passionate, the most pure. This one left them all behind.

WESTLEY/the Dread Pirate Roberts & BUTTERCUP, the Princess Bride THE PRINCESS BRIDE│1987

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kendall is posting "power to the people" and "deny defend depose" rn. no he is Not aware that he is undeniably included in "eat the rich".

shiv is doing the "violence is Never the answer... I can't believe people can be so ghoulish about someone's death...."

roman thinks it's funny as fuck. however he did double his security

tom is currently running 500 "could the shooter have been radicalized by among us???" atn news segments. he is also having stress dreams about being shot in front of waystar office

greg is also having stress dreams about tom being shot down in front of the waystar office (he would lose his job)

stewy is deleting his face and info off of maesbury capital website and locks himself in his house for like 2 days anxiously smoking weed and having acid reflux. he calms down afterwards but his security Is doubled and he vapes anxiously in his office when no one is looking

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GILMORE GIRLS 2.13: A-Tisket, A-Tasket

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What's my favourite scene in X-Men First Class? Well, easy, it's the scene where Hank shows up as Beast for the first time in the hangar. Why, you may ask?

Because, after the eternally hilarious exchange that is "never looked better man" "dont mock me" and Hank choking the life out of Erik,

After he puts him down and you can see behind them, we reach my favourite part of this scene:

Alex, who had been 2 seconds away from Actually mocking him, realising that after the bullshit he's been putting him through, Hank would have Genuinely Fucking Killed Him

'Holy shit, do not call him a bozo he will shatter your spine. do NOT-'

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i’m gonna be honest for the first 48 hours of its release i thought season 4 was a joke and they were going to release a statement saying jk and release the actual one

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literally thank you !!!!! i saw the beauty in that bowl cut !

Everyone is pinning over Jace now, but I SAW IT FROM THE FIRST SEASON. It's not just the hair, that man is gorgeous.

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ANNA PAQUIN as ROGUE/MARIE D'ANCANTO X-Men Original Trilogy (2000-2006) dir. [REDACTED]

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Taylor with Phoebe Bridgers, Julien Baker, Lucy Dacus and Jack Antonoff at the 2024 GRAMMYS on February 4, 2024 (via Getty Images)

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I don’t see enough people talking about the fact that Nick is a really good artist. He can briefly see a wesen woge and then hours later draw a highly detailed and accurate sketch of what he saw. From what I remember this is just… not really discussed in the show.