any59
any59
The Beef Creature
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I AM a Freaky Fish Guy (They/She) (yes I am an adult); English, native, French B2, Ukrainian A0
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any59 · 23 hours ago
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any59 · 2 days ago
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here have this picture i made and forgot about until now
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any59 · 2 days ago
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One sad side effect of big box stores is that you just don’t get lifelong hyper fixation guy access like you used to.
Like yeah I can go to Menards and buy a door.
But it used to be I could go to the door store, and speak to a man whose sole passion in life was doors and who would talk about the history of door insulation patterns over the last 50 years without stopping to breathe.
That man is gonna find me the BEST door option for me.
Seriously my neighborhood had one of these. They were across the street from the lighting shop owned by the guy who could tell you the exact date, off the top of his head, that your property got electrical wiring based on your address.
Now these guys rarely get to own a shop, make a good living, and sell the very finest doors for decades. They’re relegated to Reddit posts which are informative but ultimately do not replace door guy having a door shop.
I don’t want to talk to some miserable, underpaid 20 year old who was in plumbing last week and in doors this week and doesn’t know a hammer from a hanger.
I want my door guy back.
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any59 · 2 days ago
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love the grotesque. love the macabre. love the peculiar.
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any59 · 2 days ago
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filtering down ao3 results from 14000 to 6 based on a single tag is foul. im sorry none of you are as enlightened as me ig.
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any59 · 2 days ago
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This is probably different for different people but for me personally ADHD feels like if you can only carry a cup of water across a room if you’re juggling with your other hand
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any59 · 2 days ago
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I’m so sorry, but this just looks like a rip from a rap video.
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any59 · 2 days ago
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Manga makes me play colour guessing every time I see a new character I'd like to draw haha
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any59 · 2 days ago
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After seeing that “saying you don’t want to associate with people who create pornography of child characters is fascism” reply on my post and getting that “attributing (sentimental/cultural) value to human remains is fascism” reply to my post, I’m beginning to suspect ‘fascism’ is the new trendy fancy fad word for weaponized use by people who were born without brains and the ability to comprehend words. We have an actual fascism problem in this world, a major one, and it is not people online saying “I do not want to befriend people who create South Park porn” and “do not take a random human jawbone you just found home with you”. Those are two of the mildest takes I could possibly make.
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any59 · 2 days ago
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any59 · 2 days ago
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hey guys
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any59 · 2 days ago
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do you ever want to gently float up to someone and whisper “this isn’t a debate; i am actually educated on the subject and i’m telling you you’re wrong”
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any59 · 2 days ago
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had a fucking hilarious dream that tumblr replaced the "block" function with the far funnier "glock" function, which did the exact same thing except whenever anyone blocked you a random bullet hole, like a png of a bullet hole, would appear on your blog. discourse blogs were unreadable bc you'd go to the page and the sheer amount of bullet hole pngs stacked over the blogs obscured everything. I woke myself up laughing
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any59 · 2 days ago
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PEDRO PASCAL BY SØLVE SUNDSBØ FOR VANITY FAIR
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any59 · 2 days ago
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Thinking a lot about how Massachusetts politics is basically socialist libertarianism. We believe strongly in each person’s right to be left the fuck alone and to their own fucking business. But that doesn’t just magically happen. Sometimes we all need to pitch in to ensure that Stevie over here can be left the fuck alone and to his own fucking business.
Maybe that’s shoveling out his driveway. Maybe that’s subsidizing his health care. Maybe that’s paying for good schools so he can figure out what he wants his own fucking business to fucking look like. Maybe that’s regulating guns or getting vaccinated so he doesn’t die in a mass shooting or from a preventable disease - you know what stops you real fast from doing whatever it is that’s your own fucking business? Dying.
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any59 · 2 days ago
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reblog game put in the tags how you found prev
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any59 · 2 days ago
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Everyone warns you agaist going to the supermarket hungry, but nobody tells you about the dangers of going there too full: I do not want any of these things, for I will never require any food at all!
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