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evnspk·:

“i do know, ‘cause we’re not gonna let her. i’m bigger and stronger than she is, and so are isaac, and brock, and stiles — hell, luke so’s luke. you’re safe, okay? got a whole team of bodyguards.”

“yeah but she’s also batshit ---- that means she’ll do whatever she wants until it works. she’s always done that no matter who’s here or not. if she’s crazy, then that means i’m crazy too, right?”

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evnspk·:

“it’s worth trying, anyway. cops probably won’t scare her off, but at the least they can force her off the property. maybe we need to hire some extra security. at least for a little while.”

“i’d hate for her to get the attention cops dragging her off the property would bring her but it might have to be done. yeah, i think brock is looking up that kinda stuff right now ---sucks, but it’s needed.”

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evnspk·:

“i know that she’ll use anything she can just to get attention. i don’t know why you want to talk to her anyway. you know what she wants, we all know she’s not gonna get it or change her mind, so what’s the point?”

“well, yeah, but that’s how she’s always been. it’s no secret that she’ gone off her rocker for years now --- it’s kinda sad now, really. but i dunno. i just wanna see what in the hell shes thinking, really.”

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evnspk·:

“nobody’s gonna kidnap you alright? stay put, don’t go near the doors, it’s alright. we got it.”

“but ---- but you don’t know that. like, she’s done stuff like this before n’ she can do it again if she wants. like, that’s how she’s always been, she gets what she wants n’ what happens if what she wants is me?”

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evnspk·:

“i would guess that’s how it works. none of the legal language means anything to me, but i’m pretty sure that’s how it works. she’s not crazy enough to try and break in, is she?”

“i’m sure we could --- at least, that’s what i’m hoping. maybe. you never know, she did all that ... fucked up shit with zach and charlie, so you never know what she’s got going on in her brain.”

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evnspk·:

“kenz, she’s nuts. she’s dragged them off with her before. letting it escalate only brings us down to her level and gives her something to use against us in the future.”

“you don’t know that. i mean, she has yeah, but that doesn’t mean we shouldn’t get police involved. she’s fuckin’ crazy --- why there’s no restraining order yet, i don’t know, but i think anyone would be more inclined to believe us than her.”

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“it’s her against all of us ------ how would she win? it’s not like any of the kids would willingly go with her, not after her bullshit, anyways, so i think entertaining her little screaming fits will be fine while we wait for the police to get here.”

“i’m pretty sure this is the kind of situation where we’re supposed to call the police first, not wait for it to get bad and try to sort it ourselves. i’m really not in the mood for a screaming match today.”

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“i don’t know about you guys but i’m not dealing with her nonsense today. i mean, she’s breaking a damn contract and the law .. can’t we just get her arrested on sight?”

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“y’guys do know that mom is at the front door --- right? ‘m not answering it, she’ll kidnap me again.”

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evnspk·:

“i don’t know, she buys new ones all the time. cars drive around super slow around here all the time, though. don’t worry about it.”

“why would she buy a new car? i mean -- i guess it makes sense, but it doesn’t make it any less weird. it is kinda somethin’ to worry ‘bout though.”

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“‘y’know -- i keep seein’ a car drive ‘round like .. super slow. what does quinn drive again?”

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AGES FOR EVERYONE

SAM - 44

QUINN - 45

SANTANA - 45

‘OLDER’ KIDS

BETH - 29

ALEXX - 28

ISAAC - 28

AXEL - 28

JAKE - 28

ALLIE - 28

BROCK - 28

MACKENZIE - 27

ELI- 28

HAYDEN - 25

IRWIN - 25

RADAR - 25

‘2ND OLDER KIDS’

DYLAN - 24

EMMA -23

RYDER - 22

HUNTER - 21

MADDIE - 21

EWAN / OWEN - 21

STILES - 21

SCOUT - 21

APOLLO - 20

ETHAN - 19

DAXTON - 18

SEPTUPLETS & CO

SEPUPLETS - 17

TAYLOR / LAINEY - 17

LAUREN  17

LYDIA - 17

SILAS - 17

ROMAN  - 16

AMY / CLARA - 16

SCOTT - 16

ZACH - 15

RORY - 15

ZEUS - 15

CHARLIE - 14

ATHENA - 14

PARKER - 14

DALLAS - 14

BABIES

JACK - 8

MORGAN - 8

MATT - 4

HARPER - 4

RONAN - 4

THOMAS - 3

PERCY - 1

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Quinn - Diana Agron

Sam - Chord Overstreet

Dylan - ???

Emma - ???

Ryder - Nick Robinson

Hunter - ??

Maddie - ???

Luke - Peyton Meyer

Alexis - Mika Abdalla

Lila - Brec Bassinger

Riley - Ariel Martin

Leah - Chloe Lukasiak

Ian - Gus Kamp

Bentley - Nick Purcha

Zach - Jace Norman

Charlie - Mackenzie Ziegler

Beth - Tayor Swift

Alexx - Zayn Malik

Taylor / Lainey - Sophie Reynolds

Amy / Clara - Cambrie Schroder

Rory -  Pearce Joza

Parker - Tenzing Norgay Trainor

Harper - TBA

Axel - Niall Horan

Isaac - Liam Payne

Morgan - Babytard

Ronan - Rocktard 

Silas - Thomas Sangster

Roman - NEW FC

Dallas - Teo Halm

Hayden - Selena Gomez

Irwin - Ashton Irwin

Daxton - Ansel Elgort

Lauren - Sabrina Carpenter

Eli - Logan Lerman

Mackenzie - Demi Lovato

Zeus - Ethan Cutkosky

Athena - Rowan Blanchard

Allie - Bridget Mendler

Jake - Louis Tomlinson

Jack - TBA

Matt - TBA

Brock - Dylan O’brien

Stiles - Dylan O’brien

Thomas - Rocktard

Lydia - NEW FC

Scott - Corey Fogelmanis

Scout - Maia Mitchell

Ethan - Atticus Mitchell

Ewan - Jack Harries

Owen - Finn Harries

Apollo - George Shelley