anyctibius
anyctibius
Zach, that's gay
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♤ Ana ♤ majeure et vaccinée ♤ quiet queer ♤
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anyctibius · 9 seconds ago
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Your sixth most recent emoji is how your guardian angel feels about you
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anyctibius · 7 hours ago
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I don't know what those '90s sci Fi TV writers were putting in their shows but I wish they'd start doing it again
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anyctibius · 10 hours ago
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there are. broadly speaking. 2 types of whump fanfictions. the first is the type where the author is torturing the character or putting them in situations because they are a sexual or emotional pervert, or better yet both, which is the good and righteous whump. and then the 2nd type is the shit i dont like that reads like that daniel ortberg piece on how to respond to criticism where the point is just what a pwoor little baby the blorbo is and how everyone thinks they look so brave and beautiful suffering under the waterfall
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anyctibius · 14 hours ago
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Admitting my star sign was a mistake.
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anyctibius · 21 hours ago
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i have nothing in common with people whose favorite color is purple
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anyctibius · 1 day ago
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anyctibius · 1 day ago
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His favourite number's a trillion 😀
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anyctibius · 1 day ago
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Live reactions to one of the worst sentences ever uttered on television.
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anyctibius · 1 day ago
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anyctibius · 1 day ago
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you get to cut one basic need out of your life. you can still CHOOSE to partake in them and they will feel as good and refreshing as normal, but going without will no longer affect you negatively.
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anyctibius · 2 days ago
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I wish they could invent a medical device that temporarily transfers your symptoms and pain to the doctor treating you and it worked like a shock collar. “I think light exercise would-.” and then bam they’re rolling around the floor clutching their stomach in agony and dry heaving.
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anyctibius · 2 days ago
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i love the -with mama trend but sometimes i get sad because that is clearly papa and he aint getting any credit raising those darn kids...
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anyctibius · 2 days ago
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MURDERBOT 1.07 "Complementary Species"
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anyctibius · 3 days ago
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I love whatever is going on with these two
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anyctibius · 3 days ago
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Pin-Lee tries to help!!!
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anyctibius · 3 days ago
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Laptops are always so much more Fucked than phones in my experience. A laptop is like a beautiful horse that wants nothing more than to break all of its legs. A decently solid android phone will act normal
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anyctibius · 3 days ago
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"Next time you ride with me, okay?" IRON MAN (2008) dir. Jon Favreau
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