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Where your phone goes

Today I got my first covid shot and already it was a bad day. We had a dg in the middle of the road who we pciked up, brough it to our house and called the owners. When the dog was in the car I dropped my phone and that was just the start. I got home and misplaced my phone again but it’s whatever i’ll just call it. Nope doesn’t work so after hours i decided you know what i’ll really look. I used the Manage devices for android and played the sound. It was in the middle of our fucking yard in a place i never went down today. So i walk up to the noise and my phone is just screen first into the ground and also my dog shit and thre up in my room so not a good day.

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Seafood Diet

I just had the most annoying thing happen to me. I was playing overwatch with this one guy and we were fucking dominating everyone like we were unstoppable. He said something about seafod so I thought “I’ll tell him the joke i heard about”. So I go “You know I heard Overwatch players are on a seafood fiet, when they see food they” then I then I opened my eyes realized I was in my bed and went “and I’m talking to myself again”.