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Pro: I am now, technically, a published poet

Con: I am published under my dead name

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So SINNERS was a movie huh? (I haven’t been able to stop thinking about it for weeks)

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can axolotls survive in a gallon bucket of sprite

Yeah they can but you really shouldn't.

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This came to me in a fuckin dream….

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'we shower together for the first time'

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[Image ID: an original poem titled 'we shower together for the first time. poem is in a paragraph format. poem begins:

Don’t use soap on your face! / Okay, hold onto me tight while I squeeze around you / Shit, I almost slipped / Turn around, I’ll get your back / I didn’t know you had a birthmark there / I didn’t know you had keloids here / Pass the shampoo? / Move over! / Your eyelashes look so pretty when they’re all wet / You can only see my scar in the shower, for some reason / Close your eyes while I exfoliate your face / Better than soap, right? / I have water in my eyes! / I’ll grab the towel / Smell my bodywash, isn’t it so sweet? / I love it on you – very pretty and feminine / Smell my shower gel, isn’t it so good? / It’s sexy on you – very masculine / Here, I’ll wash your legs / We’re gonna be late! / Okay, I’ll get out first / I put your clothes on the radiator so they’d be toasty for you / Ready? / Step out into my arms / Into the warm towel / Let’s bring the water with us.

end poem. writer is credited as 'Ren H.' End ID].

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poll 1/2

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reblog to teleport your mutuals to a massive party when jkr dies

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YOU MISSED THE BEST BIT! In his haste to apply to as many universities as he could to try and get an honorary degree, he accidentally applied to Spelman, a historically black, all women college!

Update from the man himself

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My adaptation of the God of Arepo short story, which was originally up at ShortBox Comics Fair for charity. You can get a copy of the DRM-free ebook here for free - and I'd encourage you to donate to Mighty Writers or The Ministry of Stories in exchange.

Again it's an honour to be drawing one of my favourite short stories ever. Thank you so much for the original authors for creating this story; and for everyone who bought a copy and donated to the above non-profits.

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If this post gets 2000 notes I'll read actually read Homestuck. No spamming

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in her DMs being mad cordial

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my desiccated son thrunt

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Me when i propose to my future gf

Probably one of my dumbest comics but i thought this was hilarious so i decided to make it lol

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YOU hate JK Rowling!

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YOU hate JK Rowling!

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i have crazy garlic fingers from peeling and chopping garlic cloves yesterday this phenomenon is always fascinating to me because it reminds me that i, too, am made of meat, and therefore i am also susceptible to being seasoned