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God I wish elections in the fucking US wouldn’t affect literally every other country in the world

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i always forget how much of a hell getting up in the morning during the cold months is until im trying to get dressed taking frost damage like ough augh ugha oagh uagh

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My cartoon for this week’s New Scientist magazine.

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[Rings a tiny silver bell] Jeeves, bring me my boxes of illegal documents, you know I can't enjoy a bath without my several boxes of illegal documents.

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YEAH FINE WHATEVER SYNONYM MAKES YOU HAPPIEST

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best job in medieval times was probably being the guy who pushes the ladders off the wall when the castle’s getting attacked

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girls who are thoroughly convinced that they are evil & irredeemable & the absolute worst person to grace the earth for reasons they have no way of explaining to others. me too let’s kiss

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the impulse to hide what I'm doing at my computer still sits so deep even tho I'm literally never looking at anything objectionable , the door will open and I'll hurry to close the page like oh fuck no one can know I'm looking at the Wikipedia page for the Balkans

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MAMMA MIA! (2008) + tags about Colin Firth

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Fwiw while you can flood the abortion snitch internet hotline with lorem ipsum and memes, it is probably way more effective to make credible but vague claims that take time to sift through. Put in a valid county and zip code. The goal isn't to scream "fuck you" even if it's how you feel, the goal is to waste their time and make it as miserable and difficult as possible for anyone who has to go through these claims to act on them

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I love to see my cattle rancher friends dragging the shit out of their antivax colleagues

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this is the next level

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me in skyrim looting back my used arrows off the corpses of my enemies

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