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I'd rather hang out with someone who keeps accidentally calling me slurs but treats me like a person, than someone who actively polices every word anyone says and acts like belonging to a marginalised group is my only redeeming quality as a person.
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quote from this post by @sweatermuppet
click for quality
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divorce themed restaurant menu
dessert: CUSTARDy Battle
yeah that's all i've got so far sorry
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Yume 2kki - New Japan Town (Cinnabar's Room)
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Remember to Remember - Plushie Town (Underground)
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man, throwing down his sword in outraged disgust: No! This is not what I signed up for! There are limits to how low even someone such as I is willing to sink.
me, pausing in the middle of loading another hostage into the trebuchet: Dude I asked you what you want to do, and you said that you don't care, and that you're down for anything for as long as we're hanging out.
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I don't listen to the kind of growling grumble metal where you can't make sense of what the hell the vocalist is saying, but I appreciate bands that use this to their benefit by having the most baffling goddamn lyrics. Going like
[insane guitar solo]
Evil fucking gnome that will fuck your mom
He don't need no reason he'll do it just 'cause
Don't ask her where's her dignity it's already gone
You don't need to call him daddy 'cause she already does
[an even more balls-to-the wall batshit fucking sick drum solo]
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