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Could you put your list of requests in pinned post so people could know if their request in list

I mean, could try I guess. But I have absolutely 0 promises that I'll remember to keep it updated ever. /srs /lh - Mod Apathetic

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hi im the fischl x gundham anon!!

sorry i didn't see this blog before sending it in your other one aaaaa 😭

anyways, fischl and gundham meeting in novoselic because of sonia introducing them to each other and eventually falling in love 🥺

they also have an age gap wherein fischl is younger than gundham, but the love is still mutual obviously-

Of course! Sorry if it seems a bit OOC, I'm still a bit rusty on writing eccentric characters + Genshin Characters! - Mod Apathetic

General Fischl x Gundham Tanaka Headcanons

Fandoms: Danganronpa, Genshin Impact Ship: Fischl (Genshin Impact)/Gundham Tanaka (Danganronpa) Characters: Fischl (Genshin Impact), Gundham Tanaka (Danganronpa), Sonia Nevermind (Danganronpa) Tw: Age Gap Summery: General Headcanons for Fischl and Gundham Tanaka where they were introduced to each other by Sonia Nevermind

Sonia was very excited, she was finally introducing two of her friends to each other. She thought it would be a good idea cause they seemed to have similar interests, and both were probably equally as eccentric. It wasn't often she had time to introduce her friends to each other, and she could only hope that they would get along.

Besides, neither of them were really good at socializing with people, so she thought they'd understand each other better.

Upon their first meeting, Fischl was definitely nervous, Gundham looked intimidating, like a dark sorcerer, and the way he spoke only added fuel to the fire.

"Greetings young one, I assume you are the benevolent princess I was told about? The Dark Princess Sonia, has told me much about you."

Fischl had never met someone as eccentric as her, she wasn't sure what to say. She quickly bows, curtsying formally, like a real princess would.

"Good Evening, I am Princess Fischl, it is an honor to meet you. You are... The Supreme Overlord of Ice, yes?" She remembered Sonia saying something about that to her. It's what first sparked her interest in Gundham.

They seemed to hit it off great at first, Fischl could live out her roleplay without embarrassment or fear, and Gundham seemed to actively defend her from judgment, seeming really convinced by her act. In fact, Fischl could often find herself daydreaming about her and Gundham ruling the world together, dark and light, in perfect harmony.

And it seemed the Gundham had thought the same, and of course, it was in the most eccentric way possible.

"My benevolent princess, my Four Dark Divas of Destruction have alerted me that our harmony may be more than a simple alliance. I believe the universe had made us for each other." Fishcl couldn't help but notice how he stuttered while still trying to keep his act up, using his scarf to cover his face. "The universe as created us to bring true balance to the world, Your light will keep the darkness at bay, my darkness will scare people into the light. With you by my side, there may still be hope for this pitiful planet."

Fischl was hesitant, what he said may very well be true, but, she was far younger than him, she knew nobody would truly understand what they have, and as she expressed that to him, Gundham dismissed it. "The universe would never make two halves of a whole just to keep them apart," he said.

And with that, their fate was sealed, the light to his darkness, and the dark to her sunlight. And of course, Gundham insisted that they tell Sonia about their new relationship, "She had aided in drawing out shared fate".

Even with Fischl's hesitance, she agreed, surely Sonia would understand, and in fact, she did.

Little did they know, Sonia had predicted this outcome from the start!

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What is current list of requests?

Fischl [Genshin Impact] x Gundham Tanaka [Danganronpa]

Part two of Hopeless Romantic [Millie May x Amy Rose x Moxxie]

Barbatos [Obey Me!] x Yuri [DDLC]

Beast Boy [Teen Titans] x Steven Universe [SU] Soulmate AU headcanons

Vector [Sonic the Hedgehog] x Alphys [Undertale] NSFW

Rarity [MLP] x Stolas [Helluva Boss] where Rarity is a hellborn Arctic Owl

Most of the requests from the last check are still there, sorry! I was planning on working on requests today ^^' - Mod Apathetic

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hi hii its the fischl/gundham anon, just wanted to know if you got my request srry hsjdsjhshsh

Hi yes! Sorry, I've been busy and have only really had time to answer quick asks, I have a bit more time now so I was going to get to some requests right now. - Mod Apathetic

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Hiiii can i request a Ayano x Fem reader fanfic where the reader is shorter and has pink hair... Shes in first year and Ayano is in third year.

Also maybe some yandere x yandere action... Can have nsfw if ya wanna add ya know...

Oh, sorry, but I don't do x readers on this blog, this blog is exclusively for crossover ships and crossover ships alone. I thought I had put it in my pinned, but I must've forgotten to. Though, I'll be happy to do the request if you send it over to my actual x reader blog, @syrups-fanfic-cafe - Mod Apathetic

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I've read that the fandoms that you are part includes helluva boss (which is good). But i also saw that you apparently are not in the danny phantom fandom.

I wanted some headcannons for the ship of Danny fenton x Octavia goetia, i call the ship spectral owl. If you're not willing, i'm more than ok with it.

Hi, apologies, but I can't write for any Danny Phantom characters because I'm not in the fandom, my apologies! - Mod Apathetic

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Question,how long does it take to complete headcanons/short fics?

Honestly? I have no clue, I don't keep track of time whenever I work on requests, and I usually try to do requests when I have the energy/time to. - Mod Apathetic

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Can you do part 3 aka final part to biltzo x Monika fic?

Part 3 can be about biltzo getting Monika out of game

She would mostly stay the same when she is out of game expect for demons horns and tail

6 years later,biltzo and monika would get married and have 2 years old daughter named holly (mostly imp in appearance expect for brown hair)

Of course! I hope you like this one! I think it came out really cute! - Mod Apathetic

All For You (Part 3)

Fandoms: Doki Doki Literature Club, Helluva Boss Ship: Blitzo (Helluva Boss)/Monika (Doki Doki Literature Club) Characters: Blitzo (Helluva Boss), Monika (Doki Doki Literature Club), Loona (Helluva Boss), Holly (Original Character) Tw: none Summary: Blitzo had finally gotten Monika out of that game, Loona didn't even believe that Blitzo was actually telling the truth about his 'digital Girlfriend. 6 years later, things are going great for them.

Blitzo couldn't believe he had actually done it, he had actually gotten Monika out of that game. It was, definitely not easy, had to find some more unknown magic, had to make a few promises that he probably wouldn't keep but she was here, and she looked just like she did in the game... well, almost...

Monika's body lay on the couch in Blitzo's apartment, Blitzo and Loona standing over her. "Huh... So this Monika chick was real... I mean uh, she did actually exist..." Loona felt a bit odd looking at the woman. She was almost entirely human, save for the horns and tail. Blitzo nodded, putting his hands on his hips.

"Yep! It took forever, but she's finally here. You know, you'd think magic like this would be more popular in nerd spaces." Blitzo looked down at Monika, jumping slightly as she started to stir. "Oh She's waking up!" He couldn't help but feel excited. He had spent so many hours talking to her, and now he was meeting her in person!

Slowly, Monika opened her eyes, looking up at Blitzo and Loona calmly. "Hey Moni, you feel alright?" Blitzo's voice was gentle as Monika sat up, looking up at the two.

"It, It actually..." Monika almost couldn't believe it as she realized where she was, rubbing her eyes as she looked around. The first thing she noticed was her tail, and she could already feel the horns on her head. She looked betweenBlitzo and Loona, not sure what to say. "I... I feel fine just... I might have to get used to the tail..."

Blitzo scoffed and waved his hands dismissively. "Oh please, you won't even remember it's there half of the time!" Blitzo said, glancing over at Loona, who seemed to be a bit awkward about this. 'Oh, right, uh, Monika, this is Loona!" Monika perked up when he introduced Loona, smiling at her.

"Oh, right, you're Blitzo's daughter right?" Monika asked, holding her hand out for Loona to shake. Loona hesitated before shaking her hand, still looking away.

"I'm, adopted actually." Loona tried to sound uninterested, which Monika wasn't seeming to buy at all, she just laughed and smiled at Loona.

"So? He still cared enough to adopt you!" Monika sat up more, smiling at Loona. Blitzo couldn't help but watch, to be fair, Monika was his girlfriend after all, it was probably important that they got along. "You know... remind me of an old friend of mine Loona."

Both Loona and Blitzo seemed to perk up about this. Blitzo knew she was probably talking about one of the other characters from her game, but he's never seen Loona in any of the other characters. "Huh, What does that mean?" Loona almost seemed offended, but she had to admit, she was curious.

"Oh, well, two of them actually. You're pretty similar to my friend Yuri in a way, but also like Natsuki a little bit. I bet you would've loved Natsuki!" Loona rolled her eyes, trying to seem upset, but she couldn't help but wag her tail at the fact that this Monika girl seemed to like her.

"W-whatever, I'll be, in my room." Loona crossed her arms and quickly walked off to her room, Blitzo not even seeming worried. Despite this, Monika still seemed concerned.

"Is she ok Blitzo?"

"Oh yeah, I already told you about how she's basically an angsty teen. She'll come around eventually!" Monilka tried to feel reassured. Surely Loona would warm up to her one way or another.

"Anyways..." Blitzo stretched, cracking his back. "Now that you're really, how about the Horse riding lessons we've been planning?" Monika couldn't help but giggle, it's one of the only things Blitzo had talked about doing with her. He really wanted that to be their first date.

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Monika sighed as she walked into the apartment, letting out a sigh. "Loona, we're home! How was everything?" She smiled as she hung her keys up on a hook near the door, talking off her jacket, and placing it onto a cheap coat rack.

"Yeah, yeah, Holly behaved really well." Monika knew that was a lie when she looked over the couch and saw the brunette toddler sitting in front of the couch, surrounded by sploches of pain on the ground.

"So, that means you'll at least help with cleaning all this up, right?" Monika sounded stern Loona looked away from her phone for a moment before rolling her eyes.

"Ugh, do I have to? I mean, it adds some color to the place, don't you think?" Loona let out a small chuckle, Monika giggling as well before quickly yanking the phone out of the hellhound's hands. "Hey, what are you."

"Loona, she was your responsibility while Blitzo and I were gone, which means, it's you're responsibility to clean up the messes she made while in your care. Come on, it'll only take a few minutes, and I'll keep your phone nice and safe while you do!" Loona and Monika stared at each other for a moment, before Loona sighed, caving.

"Fine. I'll do it..." It was clear Loona didn't actually wanna take this responsibility, but... she had no way to argue against Monika, and there was no way she was hurting her step-mom over a phone.

As Loona reluctantly got up to grab cleaning supplies, Blitzo walked over and picked Holly up, the small Imp hugging her father tightly. "Wow, look at that, she barely argued this time! You really are making some progress with her!"

"Oh please, it only took 6 years." Monika crossed her arms and sighed, smiling down at her Husband, she still couldn't believe all of this was real, she had not only found the love of her life, but had a family with him too. "Now come on, I can go clean Holly up, you can-"

"Oh no no no..." Blitzo held up his hand, stopping Monika from continuing. "I'll clean Holly up, you deserve a break. Plus, someone has to make sure Loona actually cleaned up, and you're better at stuff like that!" Blitzo leaned up and kissed Monika's cheek, before walking off to the bathroom. Monika felt so lucky to have him.

Monika looked over at Loona as she entered the living room with water and paint. "Here, I can help you if you want, it'll make things quicker." Loona was silent for a moment, before nodding, it was as close to a 'thank you' as Monika could ever get out of her.

Monika would still sometimes think back to the club, the things she did to get here, and even wonder if her friends from the club were still out there somewhere. But for now, she tried to focus on the good things, like her husband, and her daughters, and the new friends she's made here. She was happy with this, and she wouldn't want it any other way.

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hello! i just recently stumbled across your blog, and wanted to request a fic or two! although, i want to know what fandoms you are comfortable/able to write for, otherwise i might accidentally send reqs for fandoms you arent familiar with 😅 have a good day, op :)

Hello! My list of fandoms that I can write for are all listed in my pinned post! I was a pretty poor memory though so if you don't see one of your fandoms on the list, you're free to ask! - Mod Apathetic

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sea fairy cookie x firey headcanons

(For these headcanons,firey is trans mtf and is used to date leafy but is good terms with her)

Oooh, this is an interesting ship, I hope you like them! - Mod Apathetic

Sea Fairy Cookie x Firey Headcanons

Fandoms: BFDI, Cookie Run Ship: Firey (BFDI)/Sea Fairy Cookie (Cookie Run) Characters: Firey (BFDI), Leafy (BFDI), Sea Fairy Cookie (Cookie Run) Tw: none Summery: General romance headcanons for Sea Fairy Cookie x MTF! Firey

They actually met exactly the way you'd think they would (/s). Thanks to another one of Blocky's pranks, Firey ended up on a piece of driftwood out in the middle of the ocean. Sea Fairy was the first to respond when she called for help, immediately realizing what the problem was. I mean, it wasn't hard to piece together that a living fire shouldn't be out in the ocean on a flammable object.

Sea Fairy helps drift Firey back to shore, making sure that Firey didn't fall in the water in the process. The entire time Firey was absolutely enamored by this beautiful and strange figure that had come to save her. Sea fairy Cookie was nothing Firey had ever seen before, and she couldn't but feel a magnetic pull towards her, despite them being polar opposites.

The moment they made it to shore, Firey asked Sea Fairy Cookie out on a date, knowing this might be her only chance to be with her. Sea Fairy Cookie was both stunned and concerned. She couldn't lie that Firey was cute, but she couldn't but feel as if she was too dangerous for Firey.

"Firey, My deepest apologies, but, I'm afraid we could never be, as the goddess of water, I feel as if-" "I-I promise I can make it work! Besides, I've been put out before, we could probably just bring me back!"

Sea Fairy was a bit relieved, but still reluctant about this, cause even if Firey could come back, Sea Fairy would never be able to live with herself if she did something. It was only a few moments of back and forth before Sea Fairy finally agreed to go on a date. It wasn't anywhere fancy, which Firey was most embarrassed about, but Sea Fairy found it cute. She really did enjoy spending time with Firey. Perhaps... she should give her a chance.

They both knew they could potentially hurt each other due to their nature, so they made workarounds, and started out small. They'd mainly just hold hands, and eventually found out the quick kisses didn't cause either of them too much damage.

Sea Fairy didn't even realize Firey had an ex-girlfriend until Leafy specifically mentioned it to Sea Fairy. It wasn't in a 'jealous ex' way though, but more in a 'hey I know you're now dating my ex and there are some things you might wanna know to keep them happy. Sea Fairy was a bit surprised, she wasn't unfamiliar with the concept of staying friends after a break-up, up she wasn't sure how it was so easy for Leafy to accept that Firey was dating someone else now, let alone talk to her new girlfriend.

"So I'm sure you're still working on physical affection right? Yeah, it took a while for me and Firey to figure kissing out, I think what we did is-" "Wait what?" "Oh, did Firey never tell you? I'm her ex-girlfriend! I thought you'd appreciate it if I told you a few things about Firey you might need to know." "And you aren't bothered by the fact that I'm dating your ex?" "No, why would I be?" "..."

That's not to say she didn't accept the help, she was just a bit cautious at first. All the advice did help a lot though, so she was very thankful for that.

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Can you write moxie x Millie x amy rose fic?

In this universe,Amy is hellborn hedgehog and is 25 years old

What would happen if hopeless romance like Amy meet newlyweds moxie and Millie?

Sure! I had fun writing this one, sorry if this seems like it ended a bit angsty, You can always come back an request a part 2! - Mod Apathetic

Hopeless Romantic

Fandoms: Helluva Boss, Sonic the Hedgehog Ship: Amy Rose (Sonic the Hedgehog)/Millie (Helluva Boss)/Moxxie (Helluva Boss) Characters: Amy Rose (Sonic the Hedgehog), Millie (Helluva Boss), Moxxie (Helluva Boss), Blitzo (Helluva Boss) Tw: None Summary: She just didn't understand! Amy Rose had been trying her best to find the love of her life for years! She just couldn't understand how the damn Imps were better at finding love than her!

She just couldn't understand how those two could be so happy! She had seen those Imps around the city, as well as in a commercial for their Company, and whenever she saw them, they always looked so happy together! Amy couldn't get it, how could those two somehow be so happy together? So, she created a plan, she'd agree to work at I.M.P. in order to get closer to the two, and then when she was alone with either of them, she'd question them about their relationship. It sounded perfect in her head, and totally not more work than what it's worth!

Getting into I.M.P. was the easiest part, Blitzo felt getting a non-Imp demon on their team might make people more willing to use their services. Plus, he was impressed with how well Amy knew how to use a hammer! The hard part was getting either Moxxie or Millie alone. Millie would be the easy part, just ask her to go out on a girl's day together, but Moxxie... She could probably figure that out later, right now, she just had to focus on the stuff she did know how to execute.

"You know Amy, it's really nice that ya' offered t' take me on this shoppin' trip!" Millie exclaimed, walking alongside the dark pink hedgehog with a smile. Amy simply smiled back, waving her hands dismissively.

"Oh, it's really no problem! Just don't buy too much though! I'm not exactly that wealthy..." Amy let out a nervous chuckle, thinking for a moment as she tried to phrase her next questions casually. "So... I've noticed you and that Moxxie fella get along pretty well! Are you two, dating or something?" She glanced down at Millie, who didn't seem at all bothered by this question.

"Oh, absolutely! We're married actually! I just couldn't be happier!" Amy nearly froze in her tracks, trying to hold back a bit of shock. Those two were only maybe a few years older than her, and they were already married?! Amy hadn't even gotten her first boyfriend yet! She couldn't help but feel jealous. "Amy dear? Are you ok?" Amy hadn't even realized the anger was written all over her face. She quickly shook her head and forced a smile back onto her face.

"Y-yeah, sorry, I just..." Amy was silent, trying to figure out what to say. "I guess I was just surprised, I'm 25 and haven't even gotten my first boyfriend, yet here you two are, only a few years older than me, and already living a happy life together!" Amy let out another laugh, Millie giggling slightly as well. She found the hedgehog's jealousy almost adorable.

"Awe, there's no need to be jealous! You're such a fine young lady, I'm sure you'll find someone soon!" Millie seemed so positive about the topic, trying to reassure Amy that she wouldn't be lonely for long. "Besides, who wouldn't want to date you? you're just the cutest darn thing!"

"I know right? I mean, I just don't get what I'm doing wrong! Like, what do you like about Moxxie so much that you wanted to marry him?" Amy was just genuinely curious about what was so great about Moxxie, but Millie must've thought Amy wanted to know so she could change herself to be 'more likable', as that's how Millie responded to it.

"Oh Amy, that's not important, I love him for being himself, and that means you have to find someone who loves you for being yourself." Amy wasn't sure what to say. This isn't how she expected this conversation to go. Millie's words did make her feel nice though, Millie was surprisingly nice for her profession.

"Thanks, Millie, you're pretty nicer, much nicer than I expected, no offense..." Amy let out a nervous chuckle, Millie waving her hand dismissively.

"Oh it's alright Sugar, I know how to be nice when I want t' be!" Sugar. That nickname made Amy's heart flutter, but she tried to push down the feeling of growing affection. She could deal with that later.

Later that same day, Amy ran into Moxxie alone, and after her conversation with Millie, she hadn't intended to actually confront him about anything, but she thought she might as well while she had the chance. "hey Moxxie, you got a minute?" Amy tried to sound nice, and tried to play this off casually, just like she did with Millie.

Moxxie raised an eyebrow, he had always been a bit cautious of Amy from the start. I mean, it's not every day you see someone like Amy willingly working with a bunch of Imps. "Uh, sure... What is it?" Amy fidgeted with her fingers slightly. "W-well... I hope this doesn't seem too personal, but, how are things going with you and Millie?" That didn't sound too odd to ask a coworker, but Moxxie still thought something was going on, Amy seemed just a bit too nervous.

"Things, are going, great, why do you ask?"

"Well, I've just been having, relationship problems lately, and... you two just seem to have it all figured out... I wanna know how you two can just, make it work..." Moxxie couldn't help but feel a twinge of sympathy. Finding love must've been so important to Amy.

"Oh, it really depends on who you're with. Some relationships take more work than others. Millie and I are practically perfect for each other, yeah, but that might not be the same for you." Moxxie tried not to sound too much like a downer, not wanting to upset the poor hedgehog. It didn't work too much, as Amy just sighed. Before she could even say anythign else though, Moxxie continued. "Listen Amy, you're perfect in your own way, and you need to find someone who thinks your perfect for them, and if you're lucky, they'll be just as perfect for you."

"You really think so? It's just that, I've tried too hard, and yet, all guys think I'm too annoying, or clingy..." Amy shrugged her shoulders, trying to laugh it off as she hugged herself.

"Well then clearly those guys weren't perfect for you. Besides, I don't think you're annoying at all, yeah you're a bit, weird, but I wouldn't say that's a bad thing!" Moxxie patted Amy on the shoulder, Amy letting out another sigh as she smiled and nodded.

"Thanks, Moxxie, I guess your right...." Amy's heart was racing again, the soft and sympathetic stare Moxxie was giving her felt so, loving. Not even her own parents had ever shown her such sympathy. "Well, I'll, see you around!" Amy felt in a much better mood than before, though she wasn't sure why.

Later that night, Amy tossed and turned in bed, Moxxie and Millie's kind words ringing out through her head like echos, the caring words, the way they made her feel like she could be loved, Amy hated to admit it, but... she was in love again, and this time it left her feeling even more hopeless cause the two were already married to each other.

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Hellooo! Can ya do Lifty x Escargoon Oneshot?? (Escargoon is from Kirby anime if you know him^^") Thx uuu <3

I'm so sorry, but I don't know enough about the Kirby anime to write for Escargoon, so I'm going to have to deny your request. I hope you understand! - Mod Apathetic

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do you write puyo puyo? (and/or are willing to write about hb!straybow) (@stedcest)

(I remembered bluetrio exists lol and I know you'd write bf but idk about sig and hb)

Sorry friend, but Idk anything about Puyo Puyo, and I don't feel confident enough to write for HB!Straybow. :( - Mod Apathetic

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Hello!! Is it alright to ask for inbox checks? With Tumblr being Tumblr I'm curious if my request was sent! No rush of course!

Of course! I understand Tumblr can get really stupid sometimes, so here are the requests in the inbox!

Millie x Moxxie (Helluva Boss) x Amy Rose (Sonic Series) with Amy Rose being a 25 y/o hell-born hedgehog demon.

Barbatos (Obey Me!) x Yuri (DDLC)

Beast Boy (Teen Titans) x Steven Universe (SU) Soulmate au headcanons

Alphys (Undertale) x Vector (Sonic Series) NSFW

Stolas (Helluva Boss) x Rarity (MLP) with Rarity being an Arctic Owl demon

Oh, there're also these two requests from ao3, just in case you requested there and forgot about it! /gen /lh

Yuri (DDLC) x Noelle Holiday (Deltarune)

Soarin' (MLP) x Drago (Animal Crossing) short fic

Hope that helps anon! - Mod Apathetic

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Hey it's same anon that requested biltzo x monika,I was wondering if you could make a part 2?

part 2 can be about biltzo looking for a way to monika out of game while also telling her about best horse names and maybe she can come up with her own names for horses if she ever get one

Oh yeah, sure! I hope you like it anon! - Mod Apathetic

All for You (Part 2)

Fandoms: Doki Doki Literature Club, Helluva Boss Ship: Blitzo (Helluva Boss)/Monika (Doki Doki Literature Club) Characters: Blitzo (Helluva Boss), Monika (Doki Doki Literature Club Tw: none Summary: Trying to find a way to bring Monika to his world has not been easy, that's for sure. They decided that in the meantime, they'll learn more about eachother. Monika finds out very quickly that Blitzo loves horses.

Blitzo let out a sigh as he continued searching the internet for ways to bring a self-aware fictional character into reality, which was surprisingly hard, given the type of stuff you could do in hell. Monika's game ran in the background as Blitzo did his searching, mainly because Blitzo wasn't sure what would happen if he turned the game off with her still in it.

"Blitzo, maybe you should take a break..." Monika said, crossing her arms as she looked at Blitzo through the screen. Blitzo had been searching ever since he promised her that he'd find a way to bring her to life. 

"Oh come on Monika, I promise, I'm getting really close!" Blitzo waved his hand dismissively, letting out a small scoff as he continued on his search. There was another small moment of silence before Monika spoke again.

"Blitzo, I can see your screen..." Blitzo stopped typing as she said that, becoming embarrassed as he switched to the window with her game.

"How long have you been able to see my screen?"

"The entire time."

"And why didn't you tell me?"

"I thought you knew!" Monika put her hands up defensively, trying to explain herself to Blitzo. Blitzo didn't seem too mad though, it's not like she's seen anything bad, all he really had done outside of searching for a way to bring Monika to his world is just goggle about words he didn't understand. "Listen, just, if you're so persistent on keeping up this search, why don't we talk for a bit? Ya know, get to know each other more?"

Blitzo was quiet for a moment, thinking to himself. Well, that would be good, Blitzo could just probably google stuff about Monika, but Monika probably couldn't do that for him, and even then, he wasn't sure if everything he'd seen about Monika online was true. "Alright, sure, why not, whatcha wanna talk about?"

"Well..." Monika rested her elbows on her desk as Blitzo switched back to his search engine, continuing to search for at least something that could help him. "Let's start with something simple. What's your favorite animal?" She continued, causing Blitzo to perk up a bit.

"I uh... I like horses! A lot, actually..." Blitzo let out a small laugh, rubbing the back of his head as he felt a bit of embarrassment forming inside of him. He remembered how his last relationship fell apart because he was just obsessed with horses. Monika though seemed intrigued by this.

"Really? That's great! I would've never thought you'd be the type of person to like horses!" Monika exclaimed, straightening her back as she spoke. She had to admit, Blitzo did not really seem like a horse guy, but it was a pleasant surprise. "I've actually thought about taking horse riding lessons before! Maybe we could take them together once I'm in your world!" Monika let out a giggle as she saw Blitzo's eyes light up.

"W-wait, really? You wanna take horse riding lessons with me?!" He sounded ecstatic, tapping his fingers against his own desk as her leaned towards the screen slightly. Monika let out a giggle and nodded.

"Yeah! I've also thought about maybe owning a horse myself. I know they have to be a lot of care though, and I doubt the horses in hell are any easier, but I wouldn't mind the work it would take!" Monika explained, resting her chin on her hands as she looked at Blitzo, who, needless to say, was overjoyed by this information.

"Oh, I can help with naming the horse if you want, I know a lot about horse naming. There are always the common ones like Blaze, Seabiscuit, Bailey, Buck. But if you're feeling you want something more uncommon, you could always go with stuff like Shadowfax or-"

"What about Sugardust?" Monika Interrupted, putting a finger up in interjection. "Oh, I've heard cinnamon is actually a pretty common horse name, and I always thought that was pretty!" She continued, letting out another giggle as she saw Blitzo's face.

"Monika, honey... Sugardust is such a good name! It's like Sugarcube, but, well, different!" Blitzo slammed his hands down onto his desk in excitement, smiling at Monika with stars in his eyes. "And yeah, Cinnamon is a pretty common horse name, but hey, there's nothing wrong with common names! It's like, the safest option when it comes to naming."

Blitzo had gotten so caught up in their conversation, that he completely forgot about finding away to bring Monika to life, at least for a moment. Monika didn't mind in the slightest though, seeing Blitzo talk about something that made him so happy made her happy, and for now, that's all that really mattered to her.

[apatheticcrossovers]

Could you write biltzo x monika fic with fluff and little bit of angst?

(I hope this ship isn't in crack ship category)

Of course! And don't worry, when I say in my pinned that I won't do "Joke Ships" I mean like, ships that are overly memed on and stuff, and only done for laughs and stuff (I hope that makes sense, I'm not too good at explaining). I have some ships that would probably dip into crack ship territory tbh. - Mod Apathetic

All for You

Fandoms: Doki Doki Liturature Club, Helluva Boss Ship: Blitzo (Helluva Boss)/Monika (Doki Doki Literature Club) Characters: Blitzo (Helluva Boss), Monika (Doki Doki Literature Club) Tw: none Summary: Whenever Blitzo was in the human world on a job to kill someone, he'd occasionally get distracted whenever he saw a human game he was interested in. It wasn't easy to find human games in hell. Luckily, I seemed to have found one from the human world he could get in hell, and it was for free too! He didn't think he'd get this emotional playing it though...

"So, you're really just, stuck in there?" Blitzo looked at the computer screen, raising an eyebrow slightly. He had found this game called 'Doki Doki Literature Club' on his last trip to the human world. He's always down for some hot anime girls, so was excited when he found out he could get it for free in hell too. Then violent stuff started happening, and he got really excited. But now he was at the final act, with the antagonist character, Monika, who he's just now finding out is actually alive and sentient, and not just programmed to do bad things.

"I'm sorry Blitzo, but, there's not much I can do to get to your world..." She had a sad look on her face as her voice came out of the speaker to his old box computer. "Especially with this old hunk of junk you downloaded the game on!" She let out a small laugh, crossing her arms. Blitzo laughed as well, but still took offense to that.

"Hey, it's not my fault! Imps get no respect down here, it's easier for us to just die out than actually try and make a living!" Blitzo let out another loud laugh, but stopped when he realized that Monika, wasn't laugh, in fact, she didn't seem to find it funny at all. Her face was contorted into a frown as she looked at Blitzo through the screen, resting her arms on her desk.

"Blitzo, you don't... actually think that, do you?" She sounded concerned. Monika didn't really know anything about hell, she didn't have much of a concept of an afterlife for herself, sense she didn't even have a soul, but were Imps really treated that poorly down there? "You know Blitzo, You shouldn't talk like that..."

"What's wrong, I'm just speaking the truth, Imps are treated like nothing but a burden, the scum of hell, the lowest of the low." He was getting angry as he spoke, which only caused Monika to get more concerned. She may have not known Blitzo for long, but she did know she cared about him, that's for sure. "Besides, why do you even care?"

"I care because I love you Blitzo!" Monika leaned forward slightly, though it didn't bring her any closer to him physically, she still felt as if it would help. Blitzo stared for a moment, almost silent. No, no she couldn't love him, how could she ever someone like him?

"No, no you don't mean that Monika..." Blitzo said, leaning away from the computer slightly. Monika so desperately wanted to reach out to him, let him know that she did truly care, that everything would be ok.

"Blitzo... why else do you think I did all of this?" Monika was deadpan as she spoke, resting in her seat again as she looked out at Blitzo. "I destroyed my game, I hurt my friends and the people I care about because... I wanted to be with you Blitzo..." Monika felt guilty as she spoke. She had regretted everything she had done, to her friends, to her game, everything. "I hate myself for everything I've done, but... I had no other option, the game wouldn't give me a route so... I made my own.."

Bitzo was silent as he stared at the screen, trying to find the words to say what he was thinking. He had completely forgotten that everything in the game was her doing, and he hadn't even realized that she did it all in order to be with him. No one had ever really done something so drastic before, it was hard to believe that she was willing to practically ruin her 'life' just for him.

"You, really ruined your life, for me?" Blitzo's voice was quite and nervous, as if still cautious about Monika's true intentions with him. He could actually have a relationship with her, right? He technically wasn't real, and they couldn't actually show affection to each other outside of maybe verbal affection, which Blitzo still wasn't entirely used to. "You, you didn't have to do that you know... I mean, you barely even know me..."

"But, I did Blitzo... I couldn't risk losing you... you mean so much to me..." Monika sounded sad as she spoke, she even looked like she was holding back tears, sucking in a breath as she tried to keep her composure. "I know enough about you to know that I love you, so... please..."

Blitzo was silent for another moment, feeling his heart skip a beat as he looked at Monika. Is this what true, unconditional love was like? It felt, wonderful, fantastic even. Blitzo finally smiled at Monika, reached his hand to the screen, and caressed it slightly, as if trying to why away her tears. "Thanks, Monika... really..." His voice was softer now, letting out a soft sigh as he did. Monika smiled, feeling ever so slightly comforted by his attempt as wiping away her tears. "I promise, I'll find a way to get you out of there, even if it's the last thing I do..."

Monika could help but smile at his words, her face softening as she looked at him. "Thank you, Blitzo... I really do love you..."

"I..." Blitzo hesitated slightly, he had never said the words before, swallowing slightly before finally speaking. "I love you too, Monika..."

[apatheticcrossovers]

Hey i was wondering if you could do a one shot fic of Bob velseb martha from helluva boss and it's love at first bite? (pun intended) what if Bob was a canon character in Martha's universe?

Of course! I'm not sure how I feel about this, but I hope you like it! Fic will be under the cut!

Love at First Bite

Fandoms: Spooky Month, Helluva Boss Ship: Bob Velseb (Spooky Month)/Martha (Helluva Boss) Characters: Bob Velseb (Spooky Month), Martha (Helluva boss), Martha's Family (Helluva Boss, brief mention), I.M.P. (Helluva Boss, Brief mention) Tw: Cannibalism, Murder, Romanticization of one's own death Summary: Bob Velseb remembers the say he met the love of his life. A beautiful southern belle, the sweetest lady ever, and had the most beautiful laugh when she tried to eat him. If only he could've gotten her name before she killed him.

Bob liked to remember the day he met her. He hadn't known her for long, he didn't even catch her name, but he already knew they were both soulmates. He had been sneaking into her house on another hunt, assuming that he could take out one of the kids, and if not, then the whole family would work too. What he didn't expect was the family being far more prepared to deal with a break-in than he expect. Next thing he knew, the mother had him pinned to the ground, pinning him down with her shoe to his chest and a shotgun pointed to his face. He would've attacked her, but, she was the most beautiful woman he had ever seen, everything about her was just perfect.

"Say your prayers you, lowsy-" Just before she could finish her sentence, a look of realization crossed her face, her eyes widening slightly as she seemed to recognize him, costume and all. "Oh wait, your that Bob Velseb fella, aren't ya?" She let out small laugh as she lowered the gun slightly, putting a hand to her chest. Her laugh was the most beautiful thing Bob had ever heard, it made him feel something he thought he had never felt before.

"Wait, you... you know me?" Bob tilted his head in confusion, letting out a small chuckle as he looked up at the southern belle.

"Oh of course! Me and my family are huge fans of your work!" she had said, smiling at him sweetly. Bob was confused for a moment, fans? How could someone ever be a fan of him when he was not only a cold-blooded killer, but a cannibal? "You don't know how excited I am! I can't wait to tell the kids we'll be eatin' their idol for dinner!" That's when Bob realized, this lady, and her whole family, were cannibals just like him. Though he did question it for a moment, raising an eyebrow.

"Uh, don'tcha mean you'll be havin' their idol for dinner?" suddenly, the barely of the gun was pointed right back at Bob's face, his eyes wide as the lady's smile turned sinister.

"Eatin', havin', same thing isn't it?" Before Bob could even respond, she pulled the trigger, killing him and sending him off to the deepest parts of hell. It wasn't too bad though, to his surprise, he could practically do whatever he wanted down there without repercussion. Plus, the ram horns were kind of cool, like a permanent reminder of the costume he wore when he was alive.

So, he became a butcher, with the meat he sold being the best quality he could find, which was hard, not many demons down in hell had alot of meat on their bones. In his free time though, when he had nothing to do, no customers to help, and no need to slaughter anyone, he would sit in his butcher's shop, and daydream about the southern belle, the wild look in her eyes, the sweet saccharine of her voice, and the butterflies he felt in his stomach right has she shot him in the head.

It was just another slow day in the shop with he heard a familiar voice call out from the doorway to the shop. "Well well well, long time no see~". Bob looked up, and despite how hell may hay have changed her appearance, he could still recognize that sweet southern belle that killed him. She looked much different now, looking more similar to a lamb, though, her eyes and snout were more wolf-like than anything... 'A wolf in sheep clothing' was all Bob could think, quite fitting for a beauty like her.

"Well what a surprise! Did the police finally catch up to you?" Bob tilted his head, leaning his arm on the counter gently as he smiled at her. She was surprised by such a warm welcome, she would've thought he'd be at least somewhat vengeful for what she did to him.

"Oh now, it was actually some other demons that were paid to kill me! It's a long story though, you probably wouldn't care." She waved her hand dismissively letting out a small chuckle as she approached the counter. Bob only smiled wider as his expression softened, letting out a sigh. He had seen adverts for a company in hell that did that, but he never thought someone would actually pay to have their enemies killed, it seemed like such a waste of money.

"Well, That's certainly not a way to go out, I can't imagine anyone hating a pretty lady like you that much..." Bob's voice was sweet and soft. He was trying to flirt with her, thought= he wasn't sure if it would work, he almost felt like she was out of his league. "But I've got nothing better to do today, so I'm all ears. I'm sure the stories mighty interestin' anyways." Bob let out a laugh, straightening his back slightly before crossing his arms. "Oh, by the way, whatcha name? I never caught it before I died!"

She was still surprised by how welcoming he was being, but she certainly wasn't one to turn it down. He was still her idol after all, even if they were both dead. "Oh, I'm so sorry darlin'! I guess I should've told you, I was just so excited to finally get to eat my idol, I just couldn't wait! The name's Martha~" She held out her hand for him to shake, which he happily took without hesitation.

"Martha..." Bob repeated, almost left breathless. He would've imagined that name belonging to an angel, which in his eyes, she was an angel. He pulled his hand away and dusted himself off. "Well Martha, How about you tell me whatcha want from my little shop here, and then you can tell me all about your little encounter with the demons, alright?"

It might've been the fact she was in hell, but Martha felt a bit warm around Bob. She had grown a fondness for him over the years, she might as well call him a crush if it wasn't for the fact she had eaten him. Still, Martha felt a warm feeling in her chest, and she knew that she'd enjoy knowing Bob as much more than just a meal.