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Climb Q&A with Jason Momoa

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Fighting Starters

“What is your problem?”

“What were you thinking?”

“Leave me alone!”

“It wasn’t my fault!”

“Of course it was your fault!”

“What was I supposed to do?”

“I hate you!”

“I wish I never met you!”

“I’m breaking up with you!”

“Fuck you!”

“Go fuck yourself!”

“You should have told me!”

“Why the fuck didn’t you tell me?”

“I didn’t tell you because it was none of your business!”

“How could you lie to me like that?”

“You think I can’t do anything right!”

“You only won because you cheated!”

“You’re just mad you lost!”

“You’re being so immature!”

“Your face is immature!”

“You wanna say that to my face?”

“You wanna take this outside?”

“We can’t be friends if you’re a fan of [sports team]!”

“I know how to fix your computer: throw it away and get a Mac/PC/Linux.”

“You wasted [our/my/your] money on what?”

“Get a job!”

“You were supposed to be here an hour ago!”

“Why are you always late?”

“Why can’t you cut me some slack?”

“Things aren’t as important as you think they are!”

“It’s like you’re avoiding me!”

“I don’t have to hang out with you 24/7!”

“How come we never do what I want?”

“You were supposed to do the dishes as of three days ago!”

“I was gonna do it!”

“Get your stuff off the floor!”

“Do your own laundry!”

“I’m busy, I’ll get around to it!”

“Stop complaining all the time!”

“It’s my turn to drive!”

“You can’t take the car all day, I need it!”

“Turn that off, I’m trying to concentrate!”

“Do your own damn homework!”

“But you promised!”

“I’m never letting you borrow anything again!”

“You still owe me forty dollars!”

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‘  if anyone wants me ill be in the dirt thinking abt love’ ((He prob got in a fight and got his ass handed to him lol ))

A small sigh, smoke escaped his nose as he heard the familiar voice of the male he had just met. His off coloured dark eyes looked after the other, his head tilted to the side. What caught him was the scent of blood. It hit him instantly like a bus. " -- What did you do?" He called after the other. The male was quite smaller compared to him, he couldn't expect the other lasting in a fight for long. "Want some painkillers?"

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“So if I jump in the water right now would you try to eat me?”

A small laugh escaped the other's lips at the question. A nervous habit of his was combing his fingers through his thick and long dark hair, and he did exactly that when the question was asked. " -- No." He said softly. "Unless you give me a reason to, but I especially like whales to humans, you're abit too small for me," Followed by a wink.

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✰  —  —  *  MORE POPULAR TEXT POST STARTERS

‘  good night. sleep tight. don’t let the bed bugs bite. tonight. imma fight. till we see the sunlight. tik tok. on the clock. but the party don’t stop.  ’ ‘  every interaction with a man is a combination TED Talk, valedictorian speech, personal training session, and getting grounded by your dad  ’ ‘  just a small dumb bitch…. living in a lonely ditch  ’ ‘  if anyone wants me ill be in the dirt thinking abt love  ’ ‘  why is being alive so expensive. i’m not even having a good time  ’ ‘  YOU’RE A THOT: a Tender Heartwarming Open-minded Treasure  ’ ‘  physically, yes, i could fight a bird. but emotionally? imagine the toll  ’ ‘  so much is going on!! it’s too much!! i just want to sleep in the forest for 190 years!! i’m tired leave me alone!!  ’ ‘  imagine being a bear. no bills. you can scratch your back on a tree whenever you want. seasonal weight gain is necessary. no judgement for sleeping three months at a time. itt would be beary great.  ’ ‘  shout out. just in general. im just shouting  ’ ‘  what if mike was short for micycle  ’ ‘  u can still be thug as hell even if you cry everyday right  ’ ‘  cause of death: didn’t get attention for five minutes  ’ ‘  walk into the club like wait nevermind can we go home  ’ ‘  it’s all fun and gay until you get a crush on her  ’ ‘  my house is haunted because i live here  ’ ‘  you’re not asking for too much you’re just asking the wrong person  ’ ‘  i don’t trust people who don’t like 80s pop music like what are you? straight? grow up  ’ ‘  it’s ok. i mean it’s not ok, but it’s ok.  ’ ‘  do u ever look back at the ppl you used to be friends with and think dear fricken god im glad u are past tense  ’ ‘  i can’t believe i used to think people my age were adults  ’ ‘  reverse-evolution. we just go back to being silent amoeba. free of the chains of consciousness. swimming   ’ ‘  yeah.. i don’t get it. just don’t understand any of this. like i just….. don’t get it  ’ ‘  stop breaking your own heart by exaggerating your place in other people’s lives  ’ ‘  give a man a guitar and he’ll play for a day, teach a man guitar and today is gonna be the day that they’re gonna throw it back to you  ’ ‘  @ people who think i’m attractive: thanks for having low standards  ’ ‘  struggling to keep your rolled up sleeves looking nice is gay culture  ’ ‘  *eats 14 packs of scooby doo fruit flavored gummy snacks* i’m gonna solve mysteries so fucking good  ’ ‘  wouldn’t it be cool to just like not feel nervous about everything all the time  ’ ‘  you can’t find me in someone else  ’ ‘  i forget everything and i just think that’s really sexy of me  ’ ‘  mid life crisis ? no no, mid DAY crisis. happens every day  ’ ‘  i look at you and see wedding bells and children’s names. i’m so fucking sorry i see a future in you and you can’t even see tomorrow in me.  ’ ‘  it’s safe to assume that at any given moment i want to go back to bed  ’ ‘  imma start charging people for hurting my feelings $3 a minute  ’ ‘  i don’t know what’s going on but it’s a lot  ’ ‘  sometimes you just need to hear how much you mean to someone  ’ ‘  you BET i’m listening to 80’s love songs every night until valentine’s  ’ ‘  my kink is getting some fuckin sleep  ’ ‘  do the fbi agents have their own fbi agents watching them…  ’ ‘  sometimes i catch myself being salty and i’m like damn????? take a nap?????  ’ ‘  im rly just.. rly tired u know. just so tired  ’ ‘  i love people responding to their pets’ noises with ‘i know’  ’ ‘  if you can’t handle me at my worst then we have something in common because neither can i  ’ ‘  i listened to green day once and now i’m gay and hate the government  ’ ‘  idk why anyone would be interested in me romantically i literally watch netflix, complain, and wear the same four to five outfits with different mixes and matches all the time  ’ ‘  i’m like rlly in the mood 4 uhh…….  being paid lots and lots of money  ’ ‘  i’ve tried opening my mouth and saying words before and i’ve gotta say. i’m not a fan  ’ ‘  say what you want about millennials but at least we don’t lick our fingers to turn a page  ’ ‘  ah yes…the killing curse…fre shavaca do  ’ ‘  self care is actually getting in fights with randoms in dark alleys  ’ ‘  im permanently emotionally damaged but it’s chill, i’m chill  ’ ‘  hearing the girl you like calling you baby in a soft voice is like having your heart fall down 7 flights of stairs and exploding  ’ ‘  i don’t wanna sound soft but a bitch could use a hug  ’ ‘  i need my space unless you’re the right person then don’t go anywhere  ’ ‘  first recorded attack by AI on humankind was when i asked my home assistant to play some music i might like and she put on katy perry  ’ ‘  momma didn’t raise a quitter but she did raise a fool and it turns out those two things are a terrible combination  ’ ‘  are cute dates and rough sex too much to ask for  ’ ‘  your sketchers don’t even light up so i don’t really think i can trust you as a wingman tonight  ’ ‘  it’s march and like, you know what? that’s fucked up. literally, it was march this time last year too, and what’s up with that? like, a year has passed since it was last march, what the fuck ?  ’

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supernatural character starters

as requested by anon. Feel free to make any changes !

demon

“See you in hell.”

“I have a bit of beef with angels.”

“I’m only a little bit of a sadist.”

“Ooh, I can’t wait ‘til your soul is mine.”

“That’s not really how a contract works.”

“Do the right thing and just hail Satan.”

“Hey, kid. [opens trenchcoat] Wanna sell your soul?”

“I don’t know why people hate Satan so much. He’s pretty cool.” / “Oh yeah, Satan is the worst boss. Don’t tell him I said that.”

“Are my horns showing?”

“Hell is hot but so is Miami/L.A./etc.”

demigod

“And you thought you had daddy/mommy/parent issues.”

“This weapon is supposed to be holy.”

“I’m literally half god. How am I supposed to not be cocky?” / “You’re not cocky, but you’re a dick.”

“My family feuds have bigger consequences.”

“I thought that monster was supposed to be dead…”

“The difference between my parents and yours is that if I do something wrong, mine will send down a natural disaster.”

“[petting Hades’ dog] What? His name is Spot.”

“I’m just saying, Hercules/Achilles/etc. was a dumbass.”

“Kinda wish I was atheist sometimes.”

“It’s not MY fault all these monsters want to kill me.”

misc.

“You don’t know what I can do with these powers.”

“What? That? It wasn’t me.”

“I wish I could ‘come out’ as nonhuman but I don’t think that would end well.”

“So apparently I was ‘Chosen’ or something.”

“I’m not like other girls/guys/people. Because I could literally murder you.”

“[scoff] Mortals.”

“I have no idea what I’m doing. Even though I have been alive for a thousand years/have immense powers/read minds/etc.”

“Sometimes I wish I was normal.” / “Don’t be so Hot Topic.”

“Do you mind keeping…all this…a secret?”

“We are real. We just don’t like proving it.”

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* a little life prompts

quotes taken from a little life by hanya yanagihara.

‘ i worry about you. ’

‘ you have to stop doing this to yourself. ’ 

‘ eat your sandwich.’ 

‘ you need rest. ’

‘ you know i love you. ’  

‘ i got you something. ’ 

‘ come here. come lay on my lap. get some rest. ’ 

‘let’s get you to bed.’ 

‘ you look tired. ’

‘that’s so kind of you. but – i can’t. ’

‘ you feel hot. ’ 

‘ do you want to be tucked in? ’ 

‘ i’m just not hungry. ’

‘ i want to go home. ’ 

‘ are you listening to anything i’m saying? ’

‘ get away from me. ’

‘ i need to talk to you. ’ 

‘ call me whenever you need to. ’ 

‘ i’m sorry, i didn’t meant to – ’

‘ you don’t understand it now, but i think you will in time. ’

‘ would you like to help me make dinner? ’ 

‘ if something happened to you, i don’t know what i’d do.’ 

‘ this isn’t funny. ’

‘ i thought you were going to tell me you didn’t want to have me here anymore. ’ 

‘ i know this is all different – a house, a bed, plenty of food – but i’m here to help you adjust. ’ 

‘ it’s not your fault. ’

‘ i didn’t know it was going to be so traumatic for you. ’ 

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100 Ways to Say ‘I Hate You’

I saw a post about 100 ways to say ‘I love you’, so I thought I’d make the anti-version if it doesn’t exist already. Roleplayers, send these to each other for angst reasons! Tw for emotional abuse, language, and some major rejection themes, though some  them are joking and could be used for friendly rivals or pals who play-insult one another. Change or add pronouns as necessary.

“You’re a disappointment to me.”

“I don’t care if you live or die.”

“I used to care about you. Now? I regret every second I wasted.”

“How do you think I feel? I’m pissed off!”

“Go. Just go.”

“If you come back, I won’t be here.”

“I’ve never despised someone as much as I despise you.”

“Ha! You think I care about you? What do you think I am, desperate?”

“I regret ever saying ‘hello’.”

“Leave and don’t come back, ever.”

“Remember when we first met? I wish I didn’t.”

“You’re the worst mistake I’ve ever made.”

“Don’t touch me. Don’t even look at me.” “You took months/years of my life away. I’ll never get those back.”

“I saw a trash bag on the side of the road today. Reminded me of you.”

“I could have been doing so much better than wasting my time with you.”

“You’re a sick bastard, you know that?”

“I don’t care.”

“Go ahead, leave. Don’t worry about coming back.”

“You’re such a piece of shit.”

“I didn’t think you could be any more of a shithead, but you just proved me wrong.”

“You’re so stupid.”

“Why do I waste my time with you?”

“You’re not the person I thought you were.”

“Hey! Just a daily reminder: you’re a piece of shit!”

“I deserve so much better.”

“We’re not friends. We were never friends!”

“I pretended to like you because I felt bad for you! How did you fall for that?”

“I never want to see you again.”

“You’ve done nothing but make my life a living hell.”

“Don’t apologize - you don’t deserve my forgiveness!”

“No, I’m never giving you another chance!”

“I wish you were never born.”

“You’re the last person I wanted to see right now.”

“I’d rather be working with anyone else in the whole world right now.”

“When you get back, your shit’s gonna be on the front lawn. Take it and get out.”

“Go ahead, choose them! You deserve each other.”

“I don’t know what they see in you.”

“You’re an embarrassment to me.”

“You’re an embarrassment to all of us.”

“I wish it was you. I wish it was you to die instead of them.”

“God, why did I have to end up working with the biggest asshole in the world?”

“How could you think I ever loved you? You seriously think I’d sink that low?”

“Sorry, I just puked in my mouth a bit. I accidentally looked at your face.”

“How can you even live with yourself?”

“If I was your mirror, I’d break myself just so you would throw me in the trash and I wouldn’t have to look at you.”

“Being with you was the worst time of my life.”

“You’re a monster.”

“Not a day goes by that I don’t wake up wishing I was dead because of you.”

“I’m going to ruin your fucking life.”

“You said you would change, but you never did! You never will!”

“Some people are just born to fail. Sorry you’re one of the unlucky ones.”

“You’re so worthless, you hardly even exist to me.”

“I wish I could go back to the day I met you, and just walk away.”

“If you give me that look one more time, I’m skipping jump-rope with your large intestines.”

“Honestly, I’m embarrassed to even know you.”

“Ugh, it smells like something died in here. Oh. It’s just you.”

“You need to stop. You hurt everyone around you!”

“Until you get your shit together, I don’t want to hear you complain.”

“Look at you. You’re disgusting.”

“Stop making me look bad.”

“You have a face that makes me wish punching people wasn’t frowned upon in our society.”

“Shut your mouth. I don’t want to hear your obnoxious voice.”

“Go play in traffic.”

“Fuck off.”

“If I saw you in the ocean clinging to a log for safety, I’d save the log and let you drown. At least wood can become something useful, like toilet paper.”

“How could I ever love something as terrible and hideous as you?”

“I can’t even look at you right now.”

“It was all a lie.”

“I never loved you, and I never will.”

“Don’t try to beg. It won’t work.”

“You’re not worth the mud on the bottom of my shoes.”

“Look at you. You’re pathetic. I’ve never seen a sadder sight.”

“I’m going to hurt you slowly, and I’m going to enjoy every second of it.”

“For what you did to them, I’ll do the same to you.”

“An apology? You want to offer an apology? No. I don’t accept it.”

“You’re everything I hate in a person.”

“I wish you were dead.”

“You’re nothing to me. Less than nothing!”

“What a sad sack of shit you are.”

“My life is in fucking shambles thanks to you!”

“How could you? You bastard!”

“I’d rather eat sewage than ever touch you again.”

“Hey asshole, I’m here to ruin your day, just like I did yesterday and the day before that.”

“You’d be more useful if you weren’t even alive.”

“Hey, it’s my least favorite waste of space.”

“Every day that I woke up next to you, I was tempted to smother you with a pillow while you slept.”

“Love you? Don’t make me laugh.”

“Just thinking about you makes me sick to my stomach.”

“You deserve a slow and painful death for what you’ve done.”

“I can’t stand people like you.”

“Stop doing that thing. You know, that thing I hate. Breathing.”

“If I could trade you for a nest of angry wasps, you would be long gone.”

“I can’t wait to dance on your grave.”

“If we were the last two people on earth, I’d be subtracting one.”

“I never want to see the likes of your filth around here again.”

“I’m disgusted by you.”

“Fuck you!”

“If I ever see you again, it will be far too soon.”

“I have three words for you: Burn. In. Hell.”

“I hate you.”

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"If you were a fruit, you'd be a fineapple."

                            The megaladon had a small expression on his face as his girlfriend tried to flirt with him. Not only had she tried, but she had succeeded. A small chuckle escaped his mouth before he pulled her into his lap and he slowly planted a kiss on her lips. "Are you suggesting I taste like an apple?" He teased the other, followed by the wiggling of his eyebrows.

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♛ -- ❝ DON’T THINK YOU’RE SUPPOSED TO BE HERE▐  AU❞

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It was winter; Not like that would stop many tourists from going into the cold water for short periods of time. It had been a little over a week since Seoras has been in the water, and what he really wanted, was to have a good swim, and possibly get a meal or two out of it. He wasn't expecting much, the fish would migrate to much warmer waters in the winter. He knew never to get his hopes up. He shrugged off the sweater that his mother had given him for Christmas a few years ago (The fact that he still had it was a mystery to him), as he revealed his muscular frame, and then within seconds, he dove into the water; And in his place; was an almost sixty five foot shark. -- And after much swimming around the shallows (mostly) before swiftly diving to almost a thousand feet quite a few miles off shore, he hadn't gotten much luck getting something bigger than a possibly four hundred pound tuna. On his way back to the shore, he never would've thought that he was being watched. It was almost thirty degrees outside, someone would be real stupid to be at the shore, watching the water. But then again, if someone was crazy enough, they'd do anything they wanted.

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“.. so are you like a wereshark? Or what ?”

             "I don't think I've ever been called that before. All I know is that              it runs in the family, and we can't be away from the ocean." Seoras              admitted with a small shrug. "But we're not tied to a full moon like              werewolves, so I guess, we're just ..." He trailed off. "We have a              gift and you have a curse."

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