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ouuurgggggg cube that ate a lemon
#this is selective breeding and it's done against their will!!#they want to be cubes!!!#âwiteden octohedral mixup type 2 (30 degree turn)â <- statements dreamed up by the utterly deranged
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Look all im saying is that at this point in time Pink Diamond as Rose Quartz is the only gem in the entire show with cleavage, even the real Roses dont have cleavage. Pink really saw some humans walking around and went "idk what the fuck those chest sacks are but i want them."
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Steven Universe premiered this day on November 4th, with âGem Glowâ and âLaser Light Cannonâ, four years ago.
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  Happy 4-Year Anniversary, Steven Universe! â
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A very important question.
Weâve seen the different diamondsâ ship throughout the series and how they seem to be controlled by the body part they represent, as Steven, for example, demonstrates in Legs From Here to Homeworld by using his legs to control the butt-shaped Pink Diamond-mobile.
So my question is, since White Diamondâs ship is a limbless torso who is not exactly the most flexible anatomical part in the human body, how does The Great Colgate Max White Authority launch/control her own ship?Â
Hypothesis no.1:
Stretching.
To get the ship started, WD could be doing some intense yoga stretches, without the breathing and relaxation, to keep the right amount of stress and hatred to properly rule an evil empire .Â
Hypothesis no. 2:
Some sexy hula hoop swings.
I mean, isnât that the best way to assert dominance? Itâs also fun and helps you to stay in perfect shape *wink*
Hypothesis no. 3:
Swaaay
I love to imagine an overly enthusiastic white-former-evil-grandma on a hoverboard-like control pad, swaying forth and backwards like a professional surfer to fly into space. It sparks joy to me.
Thank you for your attention, youâve reached the end of this post. If anybody knows, I need answers.
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Isnât Pearl pretty minimalist? And if anyone feels like each of her possessions is uniquely crafted and endowed with an essence that absolutely canât be replicated, itâs probably Pearl, so I am guessing she probably doesnât replicate her magic axes. What does she need to duplicate? Is this where Stevenâs shirts come from?? Is she duplicating loo roll? Is Pearl manufacturing counterfeit bills on the side? Is this where all the replaced tvs come from??
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a redraw of an old drawing from 2015. lapissed lazuli
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another day, another chance to be grateful for rebecca sugar understanding the importance, centrality & inherent truth of oneâs own identity as the real you in a metaphor applicable to trans people. they really âget itâ, more than most writers.
i really mean that. as a trans person, iâm pretty cynical about how most trans representation plays out. even when trying to be supportive, explicit trans characters usually feeds into truscum-ism, cissexism (âthey look just like a real woman, and that makes them realâ) or otherwise dreary tragedy-pornâŚÂ
leave it to SU to simply say âyour identity is the real you. no ifs or buts. neither your body parts nor how others misgender you defines you. only you doâ.Â
it affirms the person in question, without making it overly complicated. itâs not one of those shitty narratives where a trans woman is told they need to âbe a father for their sonâ or a Discussion⢠where the truth is Somewhere In The Middle, where maybe both trans people and transphobes Have A Point..
they donât - steven defines himself. those who try to misgender him are wrong.
even if you donât count metaphor as representation, itâs undeniable that this has helped me more than most explicit representation ever has. because they get it.
âiâm me. iâve always been meâ.
this is a radical rejection of the notion that a trans personâs ârealâ gender is up or debate. stevenâs true self is not ambiguous or conditional. he is simply himself. even when those around him donât accept him as such. just as trans people are themselves, regardless of whether theyâre socially accepted, whether theyâre âoutâ, whether they fulfill a stereotypical social role, whether they fit stereotypes of appearance or presentation. being yourself is enough.
this is why i think itâs equally important to have behind-the-scenes creative representation - where trans & non-binary people get to write their own stories - as it is to have explicit actor/character representation. when you write from experience, you write a perspective that resonates. thatâs exactly what i needed.
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the only real difference in who is able to analyze steven universe or not is 100% down to who grew up on the vocaloid âstory of evilâ songs, which deal Heavily in seeing the same characters from several conflicting perspectives.
also, miku is bisexual in that story. so that helps too.
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timeskip stevonnie -this is almost like a redraw of an old drawing, just updated. i still love drawing their hair, itâs so much fun.
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