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animating my intelligence dampening wife core

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glados rescuing chell from being blown into space, waiting anxiously for her to wake up and being SO relieved to find she's alright... glados calling chell her best friend then immediately remembering she needs to be under at least twelve layers of emotional repression to function, sending chell off to the surface because she misses how frictionless and uncomplicated her life was before they met... telling chell that killing her would be an unnecessary effort then immediately exposing an unarmed chell to an army of turrets only to have them perform a song glados composed (which translates from italian (romantic language) to) "goodbye, my dear" instead of easily dispatching of her, giving chell her freedom AND a companion cube to accompany her, THEN singing a breakup song about how badly she wants to forget about chell so she can stop having a conscience and feeling so bad... portal 2 toxic yuri hall of fameeeeeeeee

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this isnt a request i was gonna group it with the previous post but it didnt fit but wanted someone to see it i spent less than an hr on it

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og under cut

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Last night I had a dream I woke up to find that my house had been turned into a Smart House with every wall being a digital screen including the roof so I could see it even laying on bed and the Siri voice said “Don’t worry. You are perfectly safe in your Apple Smart Home™️” knowing I have a BIG phobia of intruders especially at night and it continued with “Let’s explore the neighborhood from the comfort of your home” so it opened google maps and accidentally zoomed past a shitty jpeg of the girl from The Ring standing outside my house and it said “ignore that”. woke up laughing

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“Cave Johnson here. I’ve received complaints from anonymous employees that our support of the “homosexual lifestyle” is “degenerate” and “irresponsible”. It really got me thinking and I think I found a solution. So good news! We now have 23 vacated positions reserved for members of the LGBT community. Additional good news, we began a new testing initiative on evolutionary degenration with 23 test subjects all ready to go.“

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This scans.

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GLaDOS is literally the funniest character ever. Her arc culminates in her saying "I hate you so much it's not even worth the trouble of killing you, so just fucking LEAVE. And on your way out here's a full choir to sing 'Goodbye My Darling,' an Aria I wrote in Italian about how I love you and want you to be safe, which mentions you by name. Don't read into it. Get the fuck out. And here, something to remember me by: a box with a heart on it. Leave." to a woman who has literally never responded to anything she's ever said

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portal 2 is such a comfort game. re-re-re-re-re-replayed it again and I'm just fully of warm fuzzies. ilu glados ilu wheatley ilu doug ilu chell not u cave ilu turrets ilu facility ilu terrifyingly immense chasms in the earth leading to hell ilu greg

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if i saw wheatley no one would be able to stop me

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been replaying the Portal series I think this is where its heading

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honestly would not mind being an aperture science test subject. i love routine. cool robotic music in the background. GLaDOS telling me i'm a piece of shit. never overstimulated.

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Presenting!!! The Fanmade Cores competition!!!

Jumping on the bandwagon to these things!!! This competition is gonna be for the fan-made cores in some portal series and games! Obviously I probably didn't get everyone, but The Underground is already sort of obscure enough I didn't want to use more unknown ones that were definitely going to loose anyways because only 5 other people knew about them!

All of the cores I'll be using are from Meet the Cores 1-3, Portal: The Underground, Portal Stories: Mel, and Aperture Tag! And these are ONLY the Cores, so no turrets, P-body/Atlas variations and others won't be included here!

With that out of the way! Here are the matchups (no links right now since I'm still setting up the polls!)

ROUND 1:

Avery vs Enrichment Core

Ray vs Gaming Core

Chuck/Security Core vs General Core

Fergus/Gel Supervisor vs Rusty Core

Narrator Core vs Dr. Alma

Omni Core vs Oxygen Core

ST4NL3 Core vs Humour Core

Glitchy vs Music Core

Loose Screws Louis/Jazz Core vs Ohnothan/Ego Core

Rose vs Turret Core

Legal Core vs Quest Core

Virgil vs Heavy Metal Core

Rainbow Core vs Nigel

Paranoia Core vs Storyteller Core

Friendship Cores vs Optimism Core

Ambition Core vs Interview Core

Protocol Core vs Elite Core

Once I get the polls set up these will all have links! For now please rb to spread this to other Core fans :]

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back in my day when we wanted to flirt with an ai we just played portal 2

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I want AI to be sentient, prone to mood swings, and maybe a little murderous, not whatever this art theft bs is