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Every day I mourn the irrepairable damage that cringe compilationers have done to the art community as a whole. Fly high possessive undertale selfshippers and amateur flipaclip furry animators. Your legacy will not be in vain and I wish people weren't so cruel to you

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I need to repost the funniest fucking video my friend has ever made I cant stop thinking about it I need to inflict it on more people

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do you guys have tumblr

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i need akinator.com for diseases and viruses and infections that affect the respiratory system and otherwise

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baba booey is still one of the class A vocal stims

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a japanese guy who made a bunch of creepy pasta videos a long time ago (you’ve probably seen Youtube666, he made that) is playing through minecraft for the first time and he’s not using any guides or anything other than the in-game guidebook and he’s fucking. doing it in such a buddhist way.

like, he’s so patient and detached from all of the stuff he’s gotten.

in the newest episode he destroyed 14566 blocks of bridge and blew up his original house just because he learned about xyz coordinates by accidentally pressing F5 and he wanted his house to be at the X:0 coordinate.

also look at this quarry. it’s his 5th quarry.

look at this absolute fucking massive hole.

and it’s not like “HELLOOOOO EVERYBODY WHAT IS UP, TODAY WE’RE GONNA BE PLAYING MIIIIIINECRAAAAFT” he’s just like. a quiet 30 year old japanese man who speaks very precisely and politely. and he even does his own english captions which are overlayed on the video and he uses emoticons like (0u0)/

he’s so wonderful and cute.

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the worst part of "you'll understand when you're older" is that you really do understand when you're older

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I like Old Abassid literature esp old geography books where they tack on the most batshit insane thing theyve heard about a place they mention right at the end of the paragraph. Comedic genius.

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Saying that a certain group of people is too privileged to complain about the way that things are is its own sort of defense of the status quo

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worst part about getting angry is how much it makes you want to be mean

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Finally figured out how to permanently disable google assistant on phone

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sorry i never replied. everyday is blending together and im losing sense of time