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aphony-cree · 49 minutes
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his bow tie suggests he's a sophisticated lad and can appreciate a fine lager but might prefer a nice smoked salmon instead
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should i give him beer
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aphony-cree · 1 hour
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Hello fellow sloppy bisexuals how is not putting away the laundry going
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aphony-cree · 1 hour
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hey bad news. ur boyfriend. yeah he turned around. yeah man sorry his love for you ultimately became his downfall. yeah sorry u gotta go back to the underworld :/
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aphony-cree · 2 hours
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love it when a villain has been defeated but not redeemed yet. just a sad wet pathetic evil little freak and they can't do anything about it. peak character.
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watch this. this is literally what love is.
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aphony-cree · 2 hours
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Who the fuck needs Tumblr anymore I'm just going to be looking at lamp posts from now on
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aphony-cree · 2 hours
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this reminds me of when I was playing Trivial Pursuit, one of the questions was about a plot twist in a Sherlock Holmes novel, and someone got upset because that hadn't read it and now it was spoiled. Even 100 years isn't long enough for some people
not someone on facebook complaining i spoiled the bucktommy kiss for them by asking my question. it’s been almost a month, it’s all over social media. i don’t know how you managed until now to avoid spoilers but i’m not gonna apologise for ‘spoiling’!!!
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aphony-cree · 2 hours
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that's amazing! i can't believe you did it in one day!
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finished in one day 🫡 it was 1000 pieces but bc it’s like patterned it was easy to finish
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JIB14 | Jensen Ackles | Reaction gifs [video: amberdreams]
Bonus 🦄
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This era of spike hit different
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aphony-cree · 7 hours
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Spuffy as a ship is almost too powerful. Not only do they literally smash down a building with the power of their lust, but they also have the most romantic moment in the entire series.
Superior ships have both the heat and the heart.
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aphony-cree · 9 hours
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His shitty attitude and grabbable waist have bewitched me
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aphony-cree · 9 hours
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dean @ jack
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aphony-cree · 10 hours
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Scorpion in Your Tent 
One day, the US military decided to take a poll to see how the different branches handle a specific situation, in this case a scorpion in a service member’s tent. One representative from each major branch is selected, and each answers privately.
The question was a simple one: “There is a scorpion in your tent. What do you do?”
Army: “I would crush it with my boot and throw it outside.”
Navy: “I would pick it up by the tail and throw it outside.”
Marines: “I’d bite its head off before cooking and eating it.”
Air Force: “I’d call down to the front desk and ask why there’s a tent in my hotel room.”
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aphony-cree · 23 hours
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HE
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