aphrocheesiac
If you lived here, you'd be home.
James: A tangy human alternative.
Mostly I just post things that make me laugh but some neat stuff too.
27, happily married, he/they
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The Business Mentor
glassofpumpkinjuice
carpe natem
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Sure it'll take 2 billions shots or whatever but yall don't pay interns dick anyway
Why spend all the money on colliders, slingshot is easy and cheap
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Why spend all the money on colliders, slingshot is easy and cheap
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In the kitchen straight up "chopping it". And by "it" haha well. Let justr say. My vegetble
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between tiktok and youtube slop, kids these days are subjected to possibly one of the worst media diets in the history of mankind. unlike me who was raised on the same 10 commercials for corn syrup products cycling between variety shows, as nature intended
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every bit you delete from your computer gets escorted out through the power cord and shot in the back of the head
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professors who have only interacted with other academics for years: “what do you MEAN you don’t know multi-variable calculus yet??”
professors with small kids: “thank you for not putting the lab equipment in your mouths when I turn my back”
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"the early 2010s were better" no they weren't. "hey soul sister" was on the radio.
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graph of what being hungry is like with adhd
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