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siren’s cove 🐚🧜‍♀️ | 18+ community & vc hub

welcome to the cove—where soft waves meet unhinged voice chats. mermaidcore aesthetic, safe space energy, and vibes only.

what we offer:

🐠 active vc nearly every night (we’re chronically online tbh)

🐚 a dreamy, ocean-inspired layout

💌 lowkey, cozy text chats & highkey chaotic ones too

🫧 art, venting, playlists, shitposting, games, & tarot

🌊 friendly mods who actually care

🎤 chill karaoke nights, league of legends, movie streams, & group calls

🌺 lgbtq+ friendly, witchy-friendly, neurodivergent-welcoming 18+ only. soft hearts, sharp wit, and good energy welcome. come float with us. don’t worry—the water’s warm.

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little bit romano angst

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why are dudes in fanfic always getting hit with freight train orgasms. why not an orient express orgasm, classy and romantic. where are the shinkansen train orgasms? his orgasm hit him like the TGV atlantique breaking the passenger rail speed record. like the shanghai maglev, his orgasm was a feat of engineering but something of a commercial disappointment.

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"it's all in your head" correct! unfortunately I am also in there

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to my daughter, I leave my millions of pinterest boards, my oddly specific spotify playlists, and my concerning tumblr posts

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Shop , Patreon , Books and Cards , Mailing List

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big fan of when youtubers break out the corkboard and string. thats when you know youre in for an insanely pointless breakdown of a media you're only tangentially familiar with.

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topping is actually gayer than bottoming because like the top is the one who's deciding again and again to put his dick in another man. The other guy could just be chilling. For all we know

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Henriëtte Ronner-Knip, A dog and her puppies

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i could do a great one of those “get ready with me” morning routine videos. like hi welcome to my channel everyone! first thing i do when i wake in the morning is i step outside and i take a deep breath and i get real high and i scream from the top of my lungs what’s going on—

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thinking about highland cows and their bangs

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So turns out…..you guys are not gonna believe this…….but it turns out. Reading real books. Is good for you actually.

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I explained the concept of "blorbo from my shows" to my 71 year old immigrant grandfather because I referenced it in passing and I thought nothing of it, until today when he said "I think I'll watch peaky blinders tonight and see my blorbo from my shows" referring, of course, to Cillian Murphy playing Tommy Shelby

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The childhood need to make potions out of literally any material nearby never goddamn leaves you.

Tea? Potions

Soup? Potions

Smoothie? Fuckin potions