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girl shocked to discover that inaction can have consequences too

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Mutual 1: We should improve college classes somewhat

Mutual 2: amv finally out! I meant to publish it earlier but got busy with my job at nasa :(

Mutual 3: stim on her shit like crazy

Mutual 4: can we make the Iliad tumblr’s hot new yaoi of the year

Mutual 5: sasunaru got NOTHING on mclennon

Mutual 6: hmmmm I think today I will reblog destiel kiss manip 12 times in a row

Mutual 7: sun hitting the rusted spot of a peeling green metal light pole. This is what love is

Mutual 8: blacklisted post

Mutual 9: it hurts every day to know that Taylor swift exclusively dates deadbeat boyfriends. Baby girl I could be your deadbeat boyfriend who is a girlfriend

Mutual 10: wjat do I put in my grocery list

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Monk flicks on the lights in the monastery basement. The rats scatter, but for a moment he glimpses little brown robes and tonsures.

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was going through some of my health records and some doctor put “dresses oddly” next to my psychotic symptoms. hey fuck you too man

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anyway you should always remember that all those foreigners you see dying on the news are just as real people as you are who have just as much interiority as you do. there is nothing about you that makes you more important and it is by pure chance that you are not in their position. in fact, this holds for all of history. every person, no matter the horror of the fate that befell them, had just as much interiority as you do. i feel like some people haven't fully internalized this.

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people will do/say the kindest thing you’ve ever witnessed then be like Sorry if that’s weird :(

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Today a very friendly Golden Retriever came up to me and I said "hey buddy :D" and the owner asked "do you know each other?" like his dog had a social life he didn't know about

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There's "committing to the bit" and then there's whatever the fuck Shawn Spencer and Burton Guster were doing on television every week from 2006-2014

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The Shawn & Gus dynamic in Psych is so subtly yet beautifully shaped by the fact that they cast a naturally deadpan introvert to play the world's most hyperactive attention-seeking detective, then cast a chronic theater kid to play his supposedly boring, reasonable best friend

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words cannot describe how much i love showering. my wet contemplative box

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if we’ve been mutuals for long enough i don’t even care what you post anymore. if one of my mutuals of two years suddenly gets really into competitive caber toss i just accept zenlike that half my dash is going to be gifsets of burly men hefting logs forever now. i adapt to all online conditions like an animal with high toxicity tolerance

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“why do you have a gap in your resume” idk why is there a gap in your staff. worry about that

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girls you've been in the same room for 2 minutes

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random anecdote for father's day: one time during a long car ride my dad asked me, "you're familiar with Murphy's Law, right?" and i was like "isn't that the one about how anything that can go wrong will go wrong?" and he said "yeah, exactly" and i said "why do you ask?" and he went "well, have you heard of Cole's Law?" and i said "no, actually, what's that?" and he said "it's mostly lettuce and carrots with a little dressing mixed in"

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Crazy thing about #healing #recovery Small Victories is when you'll have some shit going on that's like, saying this would involve admitting how you used to be doing. You know? Like hey guys good news I'm gonna change my bedsheets this year