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up the wolves, the mountain goats x bristlecone photographs, earl cecil payne

[ID: two photographs of the sun setting over a silhouetted forest. the lyrics "there's gonna come a day when you'll feel better / you'll rise up free and easy on that day / and float from branch to branch, lighter than the air" are overlayed on the first image. the lyrics "just when that day is coming, who can say? who can say?" are overlayed on the second image.]

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hate an x reader fic do not put me in a situation

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As , the United States, potentially heads into another forever war I can only think of this quote.

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why did she sign off with that

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Happy pride month to my dad. When I came out as bi to him, this man googled what it ment, look at me and said "ohh. Yeah. You get that from me. You'd have far more siblings of I only shaged women." And went right back to his work emails.

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i can’t stand “it’s not that deep” attitudes like even if it really really isn’t that deep just PLAY WITH ME. just fucking PLAY. have a meaningless but deep analytical conversation with me. just like think about shit for fun. does anyone else like to think about stuff for fun. it’s so lonely

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step 1. get everyone in the world to want to fuck me

step 2. vow of celibacy

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i keep getting fines for “excessive water consumption” it’s not my fault that the basement prison cells all need their own toilets and showers. and like the prisoners are not pulling their weight AT ALL. all they do is sleep and be scared of the rats all day instead of painting with the easels i provided so the fines are really putting a financial strain on the household. if i didn’t need them for their plasma i would have killed them all already because this is nottt as financially lucrative as i thought it would be

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Sergiu Ciochina, Blossoms of Spring #3, 2025, Oil on board

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Happy #makeaterriblecomicday2025! Please make a comic! It’s mandatory that you create some piece of sequential art — what it is and how you make it is up to you! Have fun! You might as well!

If you make a comic (again, it’s mandatory) and you want to share it, post it on the tag #makeaterriblecomicday2025! Or don’t, I’m not a cop.

Remember, the goal is to make something terrible! So if you can’t draw or have never made a comic, or if it’s been ages since you made something just for fun — that’s perfect! You’re all set! If you fuck up and make something that’s NOT terrible… well, some might say there’s joy in that too.

Ok stop reading this and go make something!!!

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I saw this post on tiktok and as soon as I opened the comments I started sobbing

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having anti punitive justice morals sucks because you want to say "man that guy sucks he should get hit with hammers until he dies" but you also want to make it clear you don't think anyone should be put in charge of the 'hit people with hammers until they die" machine.

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oh the dreaddddddd the dread everybody the dread? you know the dread?

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playing undertale at last after somehow unintentionally avoiding all major spoilers for my entire online life (UT came out two years before I first used social media) and oh my god. this game is crazycool. lifechanging. I kind of want that gay robot

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