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mssrprxngs‌:

“And it will be the highlight of my day.”

“Have I ever told you how much I hate you? Because I really do, I really hate you.”

14 february 1980 ;;

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mssrtoebeans‌:

I’ve still got the right to be opposed. 

I mean I guess so, but now I feel like a dick. I’d’ve taken a nap if I’d known you’d made plans for us to go out. 

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etstillabunt‌:

Alright. How much? 

I’m not gonna’ charge you for it, man. I’m your friend. I think. [ he holds out the bottle ] Just take it. 

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TOP FIVE HARRY POTTER SHIPS as voted by my followers

NO. ONE — REMUS & SIRIUS

“Did you like question ten, Moony?” asked Sirius as they emerged into the entrance hall.

“Loved it,” said Lupin briskly. “Give five signs that identify the werewolf. Excellent question.”

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andromedastella‌:

“Twenty-six as of today, yes. It still seems like quite a big gap when you mention you’re still a teenager.”

“Just for a couple more months! Happy birthday, though, that’s really exciting. Got any special plans? Ted and Tonks came into the shop and got a surprise for you there, so brace yourself for a sugar overload if nothing else.”

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“James, you’re gonna’ get me in trouble.”

14 february 1980 ;;

“No, I can’t remake your drink for free if there’s confetti in it. Shop policy.” 

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andromedastella‌:

“Oh, Merlin, you’re still a teenager. I forgot about that. I’m old.”

“You’re not that much older than me. You’re what, twenty-six now?”

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14 february 1980 ;;

"No, I can’t remake your drink for free if there’s confetti in it. Shop policy.” 

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“Do you want to skip your birthday? I guess it’d suck to skip my birthday, I don’t wanna’ be a teenager forever.”

apisremus‌:

“Can this year be over?”

“Does that mean we skip right to my birthday again? Ooh, I’ll be 27, I don’t know.”

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“Please? I hate this.”

“Can this year be over?”

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"Can this year be over?”

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"Stop jumping out at me from behind shrubbery to scare me, then. That’s not how people learn.”

“ Will you quit your whining already? Before I have to come over there and shove a sock in it for you. ”

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What part of lycanthropy do you think is optional? I’m not a fan of all of this either.

For the record, I was opposed from the start. 

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Duh, it’s the full moon. Which is why I offered you a pain potion.

Well, we’re all suffering. 

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mssrprxngs‌:

“Yeah! Look at them, they’re ridiculous.” 

“They’re shoes, you diva. Babies have tiny feet.”

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lilyebba‌:

“Age is not a loophole! It’s a natural progression.”

“It can be more than one thing, Lily.” Remus grins. “Do  you want your birthday present?”

31 January

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What’s that look for?