NSFW Adult // If that offends you, please leave. I'm in it to win it, stealing all the pronouns. May or may not be Satan, my phone number is a 666#. My ideal man seems to be the "hit it and quit it type" seeing as all my exes assault me before they leave. Mostly forgiving, but I do have a short shit list. I endure.
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It's obviously Timon.
SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE (1975-present) Season 37
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He got that Barn Owl Booty
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I have been saving this since last year. Happy Earth Day everyone.
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I have an extra eyelash I'm willing to donate
I have an eyelash in my eye :(
could someone please help me by giving me three thousand dollars
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Yes Tumblr is a hellsite but at least we don’t have this
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Gay /pos /hj
which part is the half-joke the gay part or the pos part. my friend hannah wants to know
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One of the most annoying things about certain posts on any social media post is setting out a boundary about the kind of person you're talking about in that post (for example: "cishet people ages 40-60 that I've talked to") & then having a bunch of people roll up in the notes like "I'm 40, don't lump me in with this!"
Bro, are you a cishet person I talked to? Oh, you're not? Then it's not about you. Relax your butthole, buddy. You don't need to clench every time someone else farts.
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Him: you better not be a man of constant sorrow when I get home
My stupid ass:
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Monumentality is temporary
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