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"OK" SO IT SEEMS AS THOUGH MY GENETICALLY MODIFIED KILLER BEETLES HAVE ESCAPED. HAS ANYONE SEEN MY FUCKI🪲🪲🪲🪲🪲🪲🪲🪲🪲🪲🪲🪲🪲🪲🪲OH G🪲OD🪲🪲🪲🪲🪲🪲🪲🪲 SHI🪲🪲T🪲🪲🪲🪲🪲🧪AAAHHHHHHHHOOOHhh Hey. That One Learned thge basics of Chemistry . #Proud

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Kevin Durant is a extremely high tier shitposter who just so happens to also be one of the greatest basketball players of all time

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I just read an "Iron Dad" fic where Tony describes his.. fatherly feelings by saying he fell in love with Peter, they're incredibly codependent, they keep falling into each other's arms (to hug) and Tony was described as "more jealous than a crazy ex-girlfriend".

Happy made a joke about Peter being 'spoken for' and Pepper straight up went 'if I made you leave, Tony would divorce me for you (but i like you so we're cool)'.

Ngl i do love this genre of fic, but also i do wonder if they're self-aware about their starker tendencies.

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body horror is by far the most compelling form of horror to me because it’s like…. at the end of the day you can take (more or less effective) measures to protect yourself from external threats but you can never ever escape your own body. and the body undergoes processes and reacts to things and changes in ways that can be painful or terrifying and which we have virtually no control over. like we just have to watch our bodies do things and we have to endure it because that’s where we live. you’re going to get sick and you’re going to get old and youre going to break bones and get cavities and produce nasty secretions and waste and feel horny and that only ever stops when your body dies. and your body is so vulnerable it can’t protect you from disease or parasites or violence. isn’t that horrifying

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i have so many hobbies and interests but each day the four horsemen (instant gratification, shortened attention span, procrastination, exhaustion) grab me by the throat and shake me until i collapse in my comfy bed

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Every time Sam gets damsel-ed by the narrative, I think I’ll get tired of it. I don’t. I love to see Sam fight like a feral animal and I love to see Dean lose his mind like it’s never happened before.

15/10 every time, gimme a hundred more pls

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Everybody go tf home I have officially found a worse name for eyes than ‘orbs’

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im extremely devout but nobody can figure out what im worshipping

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A solar eclipse and the Milky  Way seen from the ISS

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“ummmmm ur bra strap is showing :/ ”

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i am living proof of the adored by english teachers to disgusting pervert pipeline

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traditional family annihilator values

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Requested by @mybelovedghost

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Daniel Arsham & Hajime Sorayama: ‘Holding Hands’ (2019)

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lets give it up for male whimpers. male whimpers everyone. round of applause give it up fo

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The part of the story no one wants to hear.