Alyx | call me Apollo | 21 | he/him | trans ftm | ace bisexual | autistico | #1 frye enjoyer
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The WOKE LEFT is coming to STEAL YOUR BREAKFAST
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"gooner" is straight up just a weird conservative dogwhistle at this point
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watched my favorite streamer replay undertale for 6 hours straight
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comic i came up with in the shower
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Just found out about mingy jongo. I swear to high hell that banjo tooie is designed to hate you
#ive never ever finished the game bc it was always too hard so im just like! WHAT!!!#that thing would have given me nightmares as a kid i already got frequent nightmares about king jingaling#seriously that guy scared me so bad i think he made me cry once#it was such a jump from banjo kazooie because that game made me really happy#wheras tooie was like “I HATE YOU DIE” in most of its levels#if not all lmao#apollotalk
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do israelis ever know about how their country talks to palestinians? among the thousands of genocidal fliers they have dropped on gaza over the past two years, this is one of the more grotesque:
To the people of Gaza, After the recent events and the end of the temporary ceasefire and before we start Trump’s compulsory plan which we will proceed with whether you like it or not, this is the last call for anyone who may share information with us in return for financial support. Reconsider this. The world map will not change if all of Gaza’s people disappear from existence. No one will notice you. No one will ask about you. You are alone in your predetermined fate. Iran cannot protect itself to protect you and you saw with your own eyes what has happened. Gaza means nothing to America and Europe. Even the Arab states. They are our allies. They provide us with money, oil, and arms. They only send you shrouds. The game will end soon.
it seems almost comically evil, and yet it is one of only hundreds of similarly grotesque messages dropped to gaza's civilians, women and children.
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Imitating the laughter of rich people
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Mom sent me a facebook link to a PBS news hour post about how the anti-lawn movement is growing. The vast majority of the comments on it were stuff like this:
Most people are on our side here, even the so-called "boomers." We just have to be spreading ecological knowledge and practical means of creating useful habitat in back yards! Educate! Protect! Resist!
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when your stomach is really mad at you and you're not sure which one of your fourteen unhealthy lifestyle choices is causing it
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