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Old people love to own two identical ugly as shit dogs

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I find it kind of epic I find it kind of rad

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I am like a little bug

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you don't get it bro. there's this song about the eye of the tiger, real intense motivational shit. rising up back to the streets or the heat or whatever. peptalk for the brain dude. pumps me up

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How I sleep knowing there’s something wrong with me

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able bodied allies of disabled people when your disability genuinely has no secret upside and makes you useless to a late stage capitalist society

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the time has come for Sanrio to bring back Big Challenges

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let's draw a horse

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this dude on grindr was mad that i didn't want to hook up with him and started calling me "a straight dude with a white dog" which i thought was some archaic slang i hadn't heard of but then i realized he literally thought a goat i was holding in one of my pics was the most ugliest dog in the world that i was just parading around

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The absolute lack of urgency in Pikmin 4 is so funny to me. Like oh? 3 of your middle school students are lost alone on this poisonous, hostile planet and they have no supplies nor ability to fend for themselves. Okay we'll find them when we find them :). In a couple weeks, maybe. It'll be a side mission for us.