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I'm glad and thankful we're getting anything at all, but fuck man, this hurts.

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Aziraphale wears the same coat for literal decades but nothing lasts forever Fell

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When Azi finally upgrades his computer it will be to like Windows 95 :). 

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...i don't need to say it

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This is my new favourite headline I've seen all year lmaooo

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patterned carpet?

Actually a cat.

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Hi Neil Gaiman! My sister painted this and I think a soul is trapped inside. What do you think?

Not a cat.

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Hi Neil,

I have a very important question.

Will the budget for season 3 of good omens be high enough to get David Tennant back to play Crowley or will you be sticking with the five fennec fox’s again for season 3?

Why change a winning formula?

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crowley must have known that aziraphale was also in love with him, he tidied the bookshop, he was planning on taking him to the Ritz after his confession, he had their song queued in the car these are not acts of someone who wasn't sure what the outcome will be.

which makes it so much more painful that he still confessed his love for aziraphale with tears in his eyes and on the verge of a full blown panic attack, he left saying "don't bother" but he still waited by his car til the elevator doors closed. all because

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Can you believe I am obsessed with a plant dork and a book nerd ? 

Also what is sleeping it’s 2am here.

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having another incredibly confusing identity crisis while simultaneously being sick and dying of sensory issues due to a sore throat is an experience i would like to skip please, thank you

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"who radicalized you" ever since i was a child i wanted other people to be treated nicely and fairly because i didnt understand why theyd deserve otherwise and it fills me with disgust seeing how people treat their fellow human beings sometimes

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Aziraphale: you’re so nice

Crowley: SHUT THE FUCK UP IM A DEMON HOW COULD YOU SAY THAT

Aziraphale: *accuses Crowley of doing something demonic*

Crowley: that wasn’t me 🥺 how dare you accuse me of such a heinous act 😔 the humans thought of that!! 😤 You really think I’m capable of that?? 😭

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I had a dream that Good Omens 3 was accidentally released early only for me, and Crowley and Aziraphale met again bc Crowley was supposed to look after the second antichrist in form of a deer (but didnt really care for it (or anything for that matter)) and Aziraphale was supposed to look after the second coming of christ in form of a chicken and said chicken started attacking the deer Crowley was supposed to look after and when they saw eachother again they just sort of stood there for a moment until running towards eachother and apologising

And that was only the first episode and thex made up and it was all fine

Until the dream turned it into a mix of Good Omens, The Walking Dead and Stranger Things, including some random gods my brain came up in my sleep that helped Aziraphale and Crowley to run from a group of bad people that I think were the Whisperers from twd into some sort of magical woods that were protected by a bunch of weirdly shaped stone walls

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Idk if i am having a brain moment or if this was common sense, but considering the way God hasn't really spoken to anyone in quite a while and probably wasn't all that talkative even before the Fall and the beginning ofthe earth and humanity, made me realise that when Crowley implied that he never actually got to ask God his questions in the Job minisode, it may very well be that he actually neved got to God and was likely stopped by the Metatron before he could reach her

Or, similarly to Aziraphale in s1 when he tried contacting God w the summoning circle inside the bookshop, the metatron showed up instead bc God wasnt really talking to anyone

That being said, it makes me wonder if God was even the one making the call of letting so many of the angels fall (although, admittedly, that might be a wide reach)

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It is tragic that I cannot boop you

It has been several days of me noticing this booping phenomenon on here and I have yet to understand what it actually means

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Currently sitting on my bed, waiting for my mum to be ready to go out, and all I hear is the Good Omens opening playing from the bathroom