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"It's a dog!"

"Yeah, he's not even a very good one. But he's out there alone, and probably scared."

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Matilda (1996) dir. Danny Devito

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had an unstoppable urge to draw this woman covered in blood

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Drunk fremen walking back from the bar in a straight line

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Like to charge reblog to cast

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It's so weird to me when people are like 'but that will cost the government money!' So what? They're the government, they're supposed to be spending money. What, you want them to take your tax dollars and then do nothing with it? Lock it all up in a big government vault and just look at it? Why are you so scared of giving a third grader lunch or a homeless person a house.

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learning the backstories of any of your female relatives always amounts to taking 500 points of psychological damage and wondering if the world is irredeemably evil

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Palpatine Shady/Diva Moments

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It's really funny to take Spanish with people from different Spanish-speaking countries, because the ones from South American countries are like "Yeah no one uses vosotros, we don't know what it's doing here" and the ones from Europe are like "If you don't give our beloved second-person plural its due respect, the Hounds will find you"

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Lucretia Borgia Reigns in the Vatican in the Absence of Pope Alexander VI by Frank Cadogan Cowper [detail] x Queen Amidala of Naboo in The Phantom Menace (1999) dir. George Lucas

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The beauty of tumblr is that some people here think that cigarettes get you high and drinking once a week makes you an alcoholic, while others here started smoking at 13 and wouldn't even consider ketamine a drug because everyone does it. And both of them are on tumblr blogging about TV shows from 2005.

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Doctor Who needs to go back to having no budget I do not like what this Disney money is doing to them.

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"this thing is rare and only affects 1% of the population" dude that's 80 million people can you shut up

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i think banishment is the funniest possible spell you can cast on someone. like i'm not even going to fight you. YOU'RE going to leave. you have no choice.

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