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✨ and 🌕 for the ask game :) -@gideongrovel

✨ - share some headcanons about your f/o! this can be visual headcanons, sexuality or gender, disabilities and neurodivergencies, etc!

i call this the "hes just like me frfr" headcanon compilation i also think he gets hand tremors on his right side bc of the whole arm-getting-chopped-off thing

🌕 - what kind of fashion subculture would your f/o be partial to and why? do they prefer form over function or function over form?

oh god i dont know. i feel like he'd be into emo/goth shit In Theory but in practice he cycles through the same three sad gamer boy hoodies and a single pair of his favorite jeans, which he already does in canon anyways. big fan of cool jackets. also he would be a hawaiian shirt bitch but only on special occasions bc he doesnt possess the nescessary whimsy(tm) for frequent wear.

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⭐ assorted selfship ask game! ⭐

🌟 - what does your f/o do to help comfort you about your insecurities? what do you to do comfort them about theirs?

🪽 - imagine an au where your f/o is your guardian angel. what kind of relationship dynamic do the two of you have? are they the type to be more exasperated by your silly actions or protective over you?

✨ - share some headcanons about your f/o! this can be visual headcanons, sexuality or gender, disabilities and neurodivergencies, etc!

🎐 - what does your f/o smell like? is it a natural scent they pick up from their surroundings or is it a scent they get from scented lotions or perfumes/colognes?

💫 - would your f/o be an eldritch horror or a biblical angel? why?

🕊 - would your f/o kill a man for you? how would they do it? would they get caught?

🌙 - what would your f/o's favorite video game genre be? what is their least favorite genre? why for both?

🎂 - how has your f/o changed over the course of the relationship? how have you changed? do either of you miss past things about the other?

🌕 - what kind of fashion subculture would your f/o be partial to and why? do they prefer form over function or function over form?

☁️ - does your f/o like to travel? where are some faraway places they'd like to go with you someday?

💛 - what is something most people consider a flaw of your f/o that you find endearing? why is it that you like that trait?

🍰 - draw a doodle of your f/o! no more than 5 minutes allowed! please practice reblog karma so everyone gets to feel the love! no proship or related communities though please!

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uhh uhh something something beach episode

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(friend)ship dynamics or smth

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Selfship Ask Game - Minibeast Edition! 🐝🦋🐞

Ant - Do they live together? If so, what’s their shared living space like? If they live apart, do they have any keepsakes that remind them of the other?

Bee - Do they have their own little love language that’s just theirs? Any pet names, inside jokes, or regular gestures that mean something special to them?

Wasp - Who has the higher pain tolerance? How do they look after each other when one is sick? Who’s the better caretaker?

Butterfly - Who’s the most fashionable? Do they match or contrast each other styles? If they don’t wear clothes, who’s the most beauty conscious?

Moth - Do they sleep together? What’s their nighttime routine? Do you both go to bed early, or stay up late? Do they cuddle?

Spider - What scares them? Do they share the same phobias? How do they help each other deal with fear?

Mantis - Who’s the most physically affectionate? Are they sweet and chaste or playfully aggressive? Who’s more likely to initiate things? How do they feel about PDA?

Beetle - No holds barred, who would win in a fight, and how would it go down?

Cricket - How do they talk about each other to friends, family, or even strangers? Can they not stop gushing about the other, or are they more reserved about it?

Worm - Do either of them go through any significant lifestyle changes during their relationship? How do they deal with it?

pr0/ship or w/e pls dni

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my text post collection vol. 1

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i think self shippers on tumblr should understand the difference between having friends/friend groups and cliques

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so sad that this fictional character is fictional. i cant piss them off

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imagine you are studying in europe and theres this dude (mee) that pisses you off so bad and you kind of accidentally kill him so you try to revive him but it doesn't work so his body gets taken away for burial and then you kind of kill your father figure (unimportant) so you go back to america. and there you go into your pathological anatomy class and the FIRST GUY (mee :3) you killed is there. he's like half dead in a way it's a little gross but hes there just chillin. well that's what im putting herbert west through.

(u can click to see it less blurry -_-)

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I'm curious let's go

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💚💙 gimme that gridlaw

💚 do they both realize they have a crush early on, or does it take them forever to realize?

griddle gets a lil crush almost immediately bc sometimes when a dude puts your heart in a cube thats all you can rlly do in response but doesnt think much of it bc they barely know the guy. it gets worse after they hit Close Friends territory and they realize they care abt him a lot on top of everything else. law takes a hot second to develop feelings to begin with and even then i don't think he's paying any proper attention. punk hazard is the point when it Really sets in bc aint nothin better for Gay Realizations than locking two guys alone on an island together and then going oh yeah btw you have to pretend you don't know or like each other. also this bird woman is going to flirt with your centipede right in front of you and you cant do fuck or shit about it. have fun!

🩵 do they both act different once they realize they’re falling for the other? maybe stuttering or fidgeting or daydreaming more often?

ONE MILLION YEARS REPRESSION BAYBEE!! griddle has no behavioral changes they just think about getting decapitated a lot. probably gets mildly antsy when they need treatment for injuries bc uwu the intimacy of lacerations deep enough to require stitches, or whatever. law i think actually gets. more distant and irritable bc hes like clearly the solution to catching feelings is to remove myself from the situation until they go away. flawless fucking victory. now your friend thinks you're mad at them, idiot.

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self ship ask game: pre relationship!

❤️ how did they meet? was it love at first sight, immediate enemies, or something in between?

🧡 how do they become friends? do they ask up front or is it a gradual realization?

💛 what are their favorite activities to do together? or what do they usually do when they spend time together?

💚 do they both realize they have a crush early on, or does it take them forever to realize?

🩵 do they both act different once they realize they’re falling for the other? maybe stuttering or fidgeting or daydreaming more often?

💙 do they pine and yearn for each other quietly, or can they not stop talking about the other to their friends/family?

💜 how do they confess? is it a grand gesture or in a more mundane moment?

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no 'see results' option because i want you to vote for science

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Nu metal and idol metal for the ask game?

nu metal i did already! so:

idol metal: what’s something s/i does that f/o finds cute or endearing? the other way around?

uhhhhhhhhh everything no sorry thats gay. i take it back. griddle makes a really weird noise if you touch the small of their back where the centipede tail connects. law thinks it's funny. griddle ummmmmmmm. actually ok im breaking keyfabe for this one i think it's funny how huffy he gets when the rest of his crew get a little silly goofy when it's SO clear that he cares deeply about all of them and probably secretly enjoys seeing them express the emotions that he doesn't let himself have. also i think it's cute when he gets creepy-enthusiastic about surgery. it was one filler scene in the anime but i think about it often. what is wrong with you. don't stop doing it. ALSO its cute when-- [i am carried away by ants]

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death metal, nu metal, and doom metal for ur current fav? :3c

yippee i sat on this for a hundred years but here you go and also thank you death metal: who is more intimidating, s/i or f/o?

law is more intimidating by reputation alone but there's something about a 30-foot giant centipede barreling towards you at mach 5 that kinda makes the gangly bitch with the weird smile seem like an afterthought. at which point, of course, he fucking Gets You. out-of-zoan-transformation griddle isn't really that intimidating though. people just think they're a weirdo.

nu metal: does f/o communicate more with words or actions? how about s/i?

law's very vocal about the practical stuff e.g. go there do this stop trying to grab me with your creepy-ass tail etc etc. gotta micromanage the fuck out of whatever the current objective is. fuck you if you want any emotional communication out of this man though that shit's like pulling teeth. griddle is a chatty bitch but i'm not sure how much they actually SAY. this might just be a 95% acts of service relationship. three taps on the shoulder means i love you. etc.

doom metal: who gets scared more easily?

i think on some level law is so entrenched in the I Am The Baddest Bitch In This Applebees And Nothing Can Touch Me mindset that he forgets to be scared of shit, or is at least really good at repressing it. on the OTHER hand. if it's something involving the people he's close to oh my god he is so scared all the time. that's like. big overarching thing though. generally i don't think he's scared of a lot. could still be susceptible to jumpscares because it's funny. i think he's this guy griddle is like me and cant play horror games without the brightness on High and an Emotional Support Guy. all of their readily-accessible Emotional Support Guys also need an Emotional Support Guy, which is how you wind up with griddle + penguin/shachi/bepo crowded around the computer all waiting for Somebody to work up the guts to move their character down the spookydark hallway. then ikkaku jumpscares them.

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my take on shipping aromantic characters is that if you're aro you get to do whatever you want and if you're not you have to write me a three page essay 12 pt font times new roman double spaced explaining in detail why you believe entering a romantic relationship would be an interesting and worthwhile storyline for the character and how you believe their aromanticism would affect the way they experience said relationship

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if u have an f/o plush or anything like that make sure u turn them toward the screen when u watch/play something ok…. they wanna watch too