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Or am I

I’m ugly

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I'm ugly

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yes, catt iz in trahs cann no questoinz plaese.

(hooman took pictor how rood. then hooman draw, evne rooder)

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@catsuggest

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@catsuggest yuo liek tihs birb?

Let’s talk about Nightjars

they are these wonderful tiny predatory birds

With great camouflage for multiple environments

And lovely plumage dependent on their species

BUT BEST OF ALL IS THEIR MOUTHS, which look small then their beaks are closed (they’ve even got cute lil’ whiskers!)

BUT ARE ACTUALLY HUUUUGE

BEST BIRD

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Yes.

is that comfortable

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@madigoat @whenlifegivesyouonionscry StAY hyDRaTed catS.

reblog so your followers won’t forget to drink water

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Hooman maek mme pose for pho-toe. I SCRAEM at hooman. Alsso btie.

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myy hooman betraide mme witht a doggo. i uswd to lik doggoss buut noww i hatt thir suols.

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Hooman putt toiz on myy haed.

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i playid wiht toyz.

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shee pul my tial. i veree angeryy.

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the worlld iz sso bluryy noow

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theys took my matteress :(

i wil stil lay heer

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heehee i blok my hoomans from walking

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dont toush my lion

is my lion

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i is a slepy bean

dontt waek me up when i is sleepsing