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reblog if you want to FUCK ME or if you occasionally drink water
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Kinda wanna be kissed kinda wanna be stabbed
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youngsters in gen 1: Hi! I like shorts! They're comfy and easy to wear!
youngsters in gen 7: Hypocrite that you are, for you trust the chemicals in your brain to tell you they are chemicals. All knowledge is ultimately based on that which we cannot prove. Will you fight? Or will you perish like a dog?
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I got put on the acephobia blacklist for reblogging a joke about the grinch not jerking off
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Im a real boring bitch! A snoozer! A low key homebody!!! I love loneliness AND privately trying to deal with emotional trauma!!!
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me: *waits until 11:00 PM to start homework*
me: ugh god are they trying to kill us?? fucking hell.... do they not understand we need to sleep?? do they think we have all the time in the world to do these stupid ass assignments?? we as students are completely overwhelmed our health is in peril this is too much
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You’re my present this year.
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PRETTY MUCH
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When you hear “Die,Die,Die”
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Lifesaver PotG.
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If the requirements to have your own child were the same as adopting, society would be a lot less fucked up
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The older I get I realize the presents I truly want can’t be bought.
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