you guys remember this blog ?? ahahaaaaa i don’t .
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- ̗̀ OUT ̖́- starter call from spaghetti dad 2.0 .
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“What are we doing here?”
; SENTENCE MEME !
❝ . . . UM , ❞ sheepish antics : blowing particles clear from the surface of a brightly designed license plate . a cough , a bashful AHEM ! and he holds it outward . ❝ hadn’t , uh . . . found a minnesota one before . checked off the list , now . ❞
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“I can’t even look at you.” (lets make this funny)
; SENTENCE MEME !
DAMP NAPKIN TO HIS LIP . snort lies beneath it , dabing the textured paper against raised skin of his lesser lip . raw beneath the outer layer , all pink and purple colors melding and weaving into one another . a swell of blood , evident across battered features , bruised jaw . / YOU LOOK AWFUL , the words , enveloped by a LAUGH ; ( WARM HONEY . ) . . . he heard them from his partner who wields a kit . to which aaron shrugs , ( took a beating ! but my heart’s still beating , too . )
and so he rests to a pillow , mindful of the way he’d begin to spin , head clouded . spin like mad / YEAH ! HE REALLY TOOK A BEATING . ❝ WELL . you guys sure aren’t sugarcoating it . . . am i still gonna be pretty ? ❞
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Sentence Meme sentences
“Are you crazy?”
"Are you even listening to me?”
“Are you even listening to yourself?”
“Are you sure they won’t find out?”
"Are you sure this is legal?”
"Are you sure you know what you’re doing?”
"Are you threatening me?”
“Be mine.”
“Do I know you?”
“Do you love me?”
“Do you remember this?”
“Do you trust me?”
“Don’t go.”
“Don’t let me die”
“Don’t look at me like that.”
“Don’t make me beg.”
"Don’t you dare come near me!”
“Don’t you dare.”
“Explain yourself.”
“For you, I would _____”
“Give it back.”
“Give me another chance.”
“Have you ever even done this before?”
“How drunk are you right now?”
“I already regret this.”
“I am not wearing that.”
"I can’t believe you missed that.”
“I can’t do this anymore.”
“I can’t even look at you.”
“I could kill you!”
“I dare you.” or “I dare you to _____.”
“I didn’t do it.”“
"I didn’t know you could do that.”
“I don’t want to look at you right now.”
"I guess this is goodbye.”
"I hate you.”
“I have to go.”
“I just want to cuddle.”
“I know your secret.”
"I love you, but I really wish I didn’t.”
"I love you.”
“I miss you so very much.”
“I missed you.”
“I need a drink.”
“I need a hug.”
“I never really loved you.”
“I owe you.”
“I think I broke it.”
“I think I’m falling in love with you. ”
“I think I’m forgetting something.”
“I think it’s broken.”
"I trust you.”
“I want to be yours.”
“I want to try this thing I read in a book.”
"I want you. Naked. In my bed. Now.”
“I’ll be there in five minutes.”
”This is really inappropriate.”
"I’m all for spicing thing’s up, but isn’t this a bit much?”
"I’m bad for you.”
"I’m dying.”
“I’m going to be sick.”
“I’m not speaking to you anymore.”
“I’m pregnant and it’s yours.”
“I’ve never heard that one before.”
“If you stay quiet, no one will know.”
"Is that my shirt?”
“It was me”
“It’s so beautiful.”
"It’s time to choose.”
"Just five more minutes.”
“Just go.”
“Just leave me alone.”
“Just let me die.”
“Just relax.”
“Just what did we do last night?”
“Kiss me you idiot.”
“Kiss me.”
“Make me.”
“Marry me?”
“My Parents don’t know”
“My parents know.”“
"Never again.”
“Nh, don’t be so rough!”
“No, that can’t be my baby.”
“No! You can’t die on me now!”
“Put it away.”
"Put your trousers on!”
“Put. The. Weapon. Down.”
“Shut up and listen.”
“Take responsibility.”
“That isn’t mine.”
“That looked easier on TV.”
“That sounds painful.”
“That was a bad plan.”
“That’s mine!”
"That’s the cheesiest pickup line I’ve ever heard.”
“They’re coming.”
"This seems familiar.”
“This stays between us.”
“Truth hurts, don’t it?”
“Want to hear a secret?”
“We need to talk.”
“We’re moving too fast.”
"Well that was unexpected.”
“What are we doing here?”
“What are you afraid of?”
“What are you touching?”
“What are you?”
“What do you need?”
“What happened to you?”
“What have I done this time?”
“What if someone catches us?”
"What sort of noise was that?”
"What the hell do you think you’re doing?”
“What were you thinking?”
“Where are my clothes?”
“Where did you find this?”
“Where do you even find this sort of thing?”
"Where were you?”
“Who’d have guessed you could pull such a face?”
"Why are you wearing that?”
“Why yes, I am as think as you drunk I am.”
“You could have died!”
"You could have killed someone!”
“You coward.”
“You don’t need to be so gentle.”
"You drive me crazy!”
“You have ten minutes, so make it quick.”
"You lied to me!”
“You mean everything to me.”
“You owe me.”
“You. Come. Snuggle. NOW!”
“You’re all out of ____.”
“You’re an idiot.”
"You’re bad for me.”
"You’re dead to me.”
“You’re pregnant and It’s mine”
“You’re really good at this…”
"You’re so weird.”“
"You’re under arrest.”
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; STARTER CALL !
❝ JAVIER GARCIA , ❞ eyes wander the bat , the debris left of a dirt covered surface , of signatures , of accomplishments is now replaced by a sheet of blood and entrails . it doesn’t shield the late player’s identity ! there’s the luster of a smile , arms to set crossed at his chest . the javier garcia --- what a small world , it was . the male’s arm extends for a shake for the third time , undoubtedly , with newcomers and continues , ❝ growing up , i was never too big on sports and baseball . you know . if i’m being honest . ❞ a shrug . ❝ my , uh , father was , though . point is , i heard your name a few times . not much ball - playing going on now . ❞ DRY JOKE , some hidden chuckle beneath his breath .
@screwballed
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- ̗̀ OUT ̖́- starter call from spaghetti dad 2.0 .
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lyric starters from marina and the diamonds’ “froot” album .
always feel free to change pronouns!
001. ❛ couldn’t relax , couldn’t sit back . ❜
002. ❛ i sang a hymn to bring me peace . ❜
003. ❛ it made me feel like i belonged . ❜
004. ❛ i found what i’d been looking for in myself . ❜
005. ❛ never thought that i could be i could be happy . ❜
006. ❛ i haven’t found the one for me . ❜
007. ❛ i believe in possibility ! ❜
008. ❛ this ain’t my first time at the rodeo . ❜
009. ❛ good things come to those who wait . ❜
010. ❛ babe , i love you a lot . ❜
011. ❛ oh , my body is ready now ! ❜
012. ❛ i’m in love . ❜
013. ❛ without you , i’m afraid i’ll fall . ❜
014. ❛ i could treat you better but , i’m not that smart . ❜
015. ❛ it’s difficult to say goodbye . ❜
016. ❛ it doesn’t feel right and it doesn’t feel fair . ❜
017. ❛ i don’t think you like the fact that i beat your test . ❜
018. ❛ i’ll ruin you . ❜
019. ❛ we’ve broken up and now i regret it . ❜
020. ❛ i can’t forget it . ❜
021. ❛ gimme love , gimme dreams , gimme a good self esteem ! ❜
022. ❛ let’s do it one last time . ❜
023. ❛ no , i don’t love you . ❜
024. ❛ i’m bored of everything we do but , i just keep coming back to you . ❜
025. ❛ sometimes i think i’m not that strong . ❜
026. ❛ i can’t forgive and i can’t forget . ❜
027. ❛ yeah , i’ve been dancing with the devil . ❜
028. ❛ i’ve had enough , i’m breaking free . ❜
029. ❛ you’ve got it in the palm of your hands ! ❜
030. ❛ what i love can’t be bought or sold . ❜
031. ❛ don’t think i want what i used to want . ❜
032. ❛ but whatever happens , i’ll be okay . ❜
033. ❛ do you think i’m stuck up ? ❜
034. ❛ do you really want me to write a feminist anthem ? ❜
035. ❛ i’m happy cooking dinner in the kitchen for my husband . ❜
036. ❛ you think i’m like the others , boy , you need to get your eyes checked ! ❜
037. ❛ i could be your mother ! ❜
038. ❛ do you like my body ? ❜
039. ❛ i’m obsessed with silence . ❜
040. ❛ i’m happy to be on my own . ❜
041. ❛ i’ll admit all i wanna do is get drunk and silent . ❜
042. ❛ you’re just another in a long line of men she screwed ! ❜
043. ❛ you can do better than that . ❜
044. ❛ i know that you’re not to blame . ❜
045. ❛ i know a little too much but i’ll never tell . ❜
046. ❛ it’s survival of the fittest , rich against the poor . ❜
047. ❛ humans aren’t gonna behave as we think we always should . ❜
048. ❛ i’m not the only one who finds it hard to understand . ❜
049. ❛ we live , we die , we steal , we kill , we lie . ❜
051. ❛ when you love somebody , they’ll always leave too soon . ❜
052. ❛ i wanna mean something to somebody else . ❜
053. ❛ everybody dies . ❜
054. ❛ i don’t want to be afraid to die . ❜
055. ❛ sad to think of the horrors so many good people went through . ❜
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A FRIEND !
aaron from twd as protected by malia.
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