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The unparalleled power of Crimson Rain Sought Flower
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AU where where Padmé raises Leia and Luke (Part 1)
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All my haters become aligators when I activate my gatorinator.
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Me with me friend nitpicking our yaoi
they are reading yaoi
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Think of a truth serum, but not a normal truth serum. All the lies in the world can come out of the mouth of whoever drinks it, that's fine, it doesn't force to be sincere with the words
THE BODY, THE ACTIONS, HOWEVER - Oh, whoever drinks it will do things without control that are the true desires of their heart. The truth of their spirit. Even if their words say something, their body is the honest one
Well, now give that truth serum to Shen Qingqiu and watch the world collapse
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the postal service names their shit exactly like how a 16 y.o. names angsty fanfic
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every day i think about how wild vaporeon would live mostly in the water but come to shore to have their pups (eevee), and then would probably groom their pups in a special way to trap air bubbles in their soft fur to make them more bouyant so they can float unaided on the water. and then as soon as the eevee have control of their little legs they're being taught how to swim, so you could come to a lake at a certain time of year ans see a vaporeon swimming around with a tiny soaked eevee paddling along behind it like

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a snippet from clone wars: siege that made me laugh
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The Show Must Go On! 📺🦌✨
anyways this is all just to show off my Braun x Kim Soleum playlist LMAOOOO
do enjoy !!
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The "Home" You've Chosen
aka. Out of context spoiler for chapter 208.
Psst. Special thanks to @rusofobnikocourek , this was kinda the idea I've been working on. Ty again for the kind words🫶
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if your ship doesn't look like this dont call me
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GSGW AU: The Magnus Archives
Kim Soleum (The Archivist): While avatar to the Eye, Soleum seems to have moderate control of his powers as the archivist while keeping The Eye sated with his search for Stories. He has some middle ground for most of the Entities despite his alignment being primarily The Eye. This could stem from Soleum being a bit of an easy snack for the Fears, getting a few tastes from him now and then due to his easily scared nature.
Mr. Host | Braun (The Host): An aspect of The Stranger, Mr. Host is one of the oldest avatars aligned to their Entity, making it difficult to ever truly know who he is or was. Shockingly enough, Mr. Host finds Soleum quite thrilling and intriguing due to his many facades. He sees great showmanship in his dear friend and wishes he had gotten to him before the pesky Eye had. In some ways, he finds Soleum quite threatening, as he was the only one to have ever found out about his 'real' name.
The relationship between these two avatars often leaves some Entities and their servants threatened and baffled, as it's like mixing water and oil. Most keep a mutual boundary from them to create less probability from happening to them later.
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