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Thunder so loud the house shook no thank you no thank you no thank you

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Think i might be evil on par with draculas and nosferatus

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please bro beat the shit out of me I need it for enrichment

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you have to pretend to be a wizard sometimes, for your health. the obvious method is d&d, but you can also open the dishwasher on cold mornings and raise your arms dramatically as you're enveloped in the steam, or you can find a really good stick to walk around in the woods with, or you can run a bizarrely dedicated rp blog on tumblr. but it's an important component of human well being to occasionally pretend to be a wizard.

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In honor of Mother’s Day, some pieces of mine about my mother

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sexyback is a good song but the idea of justin timberlake being sexual disgusts me I don't even register him as a human being let alone a person or a man he's more akin to an old blind dog who pisses everywhere

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mutuals our souls are aligned i mean hi

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i think having a hole drilled in my skull would feel real good for at least 10 seconds