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little chop shop girl and her giant russian peril + height difference

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The West Wing + screenshotsofdespair

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this is a question on a DATING SITE??? WHY IS THIS MULTIPLE CHOICE??? HOW CAN I SAY TWO VERY DIFFERENT HORRIBLE SITUATIONS ARE ‘EQUALLY BAD’????? WHY DON’T I HAVE CONTEXT FOR THIS?????? delete the okcupid question makers from this planet

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Let us now praise Graham Yost. And his writing staff. And Elmore Leonard, for that matter, and Timothy Olyphant and Natalie Zea and Walton Goggins and Joelle Carter and Jere Burns — my God, Jere Burns — and Kaitlyn Dever and Nick Searcy and Erica Tazel and every other person who wrote or edited or uttered a line of dialogue on Justified. There were shows that got more viewers, were more famous, and won more shiny trophies during Justified’s six-season run, but none of them — and I do mean none of them — had better dialogue. Better conversations. Better words, words, words.

Parks and Recreation creator Mike Schur pays tribute to Justified’s dialogue for the Vulture TV Awards (x)

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No, Celine Dion's It's All Coming Back to Me Now or NOTHING.

how dare you question my celine dion song choice and undermine my authority as hypothetical theme song chooser of my non-existent psychic cluster

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i would feel so bad for the 7 other people who would end up being in my cluster if i was a sensate like lol sorry i have no talents or skills ur fucked

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20 essential job interview tips

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“DUDE STICK! our demographic is MANLY men who HATE THEIR MOMS and love to receive HOMEMADE motherFUCKing OATMEAL CHOCOLATE CHIP COOKIES and are so INSECURE and LONELY they need to HIGH-FIVE a color photocopy of a STRANGER’S PALM! DUDE STICK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”

put the dude stick on your lips. rub it all around your mouth. do it. dude stick on your face.

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Maybe we’re like two pit bulls, you know? You put either with another dog and that dog’s toast, but together they’re couch buds. They nullify the threat through mutually assured destruction.

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We also have a UC in there. Five-nine, local girl, black top, black hot pants. She’s one of ours, so look sharp.

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my greatest talent is being able to watch 5 years worth of a tv show in one week

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Julia Louis-Dreyfus photographed by Peggy Sirota for Entertainment Weekly in 2002.

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Will: Do you mind if I stand here and pretend we’re talking but we actually don’t? Kate: Sure.

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