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ppl with pinned post being like “i love history!!” and then the only history they list in the post is european related and they only post about like random british aristocrats….u donot like “history” u like white people

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If I was a knight would you let me swear oaths to you be honest

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there should be more romance repulsed characters. there should be more aro characters in general but i deserve characters who would rather throw themselves off a skyscraper than be in a romantic relationship

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whenever i watch these doomed-to-ruin mentor/mentee movies about obsession and ambition i'm always like man i bet it feels good as fuck to be a terrifying authority figure's chosen protege this guy must've been bricked tf up the entire time shame about the ruin though

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dashboard simulator

mutual 1: IM GOING TO KILL MYSELF

mutual 2, 5, 9 and 7: [unrelated disco elysium fanart reblogs]

mutual 3: buying two-ply toilet paper makes you part of the bourgeoisie. stop fucking sending me anons about it i literally doooont care

mutual 4: i want a robot gf so i can spray her with the garden hose and then fill her with rice as a sex thing

mutual 1: JUST MASTURJACKED MY MEATUMS #NEVERKILLYOURSELF

mutual 5: guess who just got diagnosed with another personality disorder

mutual 6: [my little pony fancomic reblog where one of them is smoking weed]

mutual 7: i NEED him to skin me alive and wear me as a coat sooooooooo bad its not even funny dude

mutual 8: [spotify link with 1 note]

mutual 9: [20 informal posts in a row about various birds]

mutual 10: does anybody know how to do anything at all

mutual 1: CAUSE WHEN WE JUMPING AND POPPING WE JOPPING

mutual 11: [filtered post]

mutual 12: [filtered post]

mutual 13: [filtered post]

mutual 6: i am placin blocks & shit cuz im in fuckin minecraft. flint and steel. flint and steel. chicken jockey. flint and steel. chicken jockey

mutual 14: [filtered post]

mutual 1: [blurry flash picture of them running through the woods]

mutual 15: [filtered post]

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whenever a mutual doesn’t interact with me for a long time i get so scared they don’t wanna play dolls with me anymore

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Brought to you by I want to watch more of them

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i've never been to the southern us i get all my information from tennessee williams plays

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Getting high or drunk is kind of like trusting the universe an having this romance with god where u say I’m gonna get really fucked up right now and hopefully the stars will protect me and there won’t b a crisis or something that requires me to be sober essentially

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nothing that a haircut and a wardrobe update and a detox and a sex change and a fake ID and getting medicated and selling all my stuff and faking my death and moving country can't fix

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Ever since i was a little girl i knew i never wanted to be pregnant

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(to the tune of mary had a little lamb): mary had a little lamb

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on principle opposed to describing art i dislike as ‘masturbatory’ because even though it’s an alluringly contemptuous word to sneer it’s impossible to reconcile with my pro-masturbation stance

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it's literally soo easy to do this yourself. all you need is a 3D printer, a thousand dollar embroidery machine, a lathe, a 6'x3' water tank, soldering equipment, an industrial mixer, a treadmill, a walk-in freezer, two or three offscreen assistants, and a professional grade camera with greenscreen and studio lights. the hobby has never been more accessible, idk why people don't just tryyyy 🙄

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I can’t stop thinking about this video