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winning dogs start losing as soon as i bet on them

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one of the few things I know about F1 from tumblr osmosis is that that leclerc guy looks like a perpetually kicked chihuahua

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When I was early on in my transition I got in a Lyft, and the driver was this big country guy. I was a little nervous so I just sat quietly in the back.

After a moment he changed the music on his phone to what sounded like a Hatsune Miku song. Curiosity got the better of me, so I finally spoke up and said “is this Hatsune Miku?”

And he said “Yep. You looked uncomfortable, and I know Transgender women like Hatsune Miku, so I thought it might help.”

I think about that interaction a lot.

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idk what i’d do if i’d sweated my mcballs in a shit mclaren for years and when the car finally gets good, a quiet little man with spf 50 in his bag flies past me on the wings of pure Composure. and then my boss makes me take a selfie

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we must take comfort in lando’s slow descent into second driver 🙏

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MOOD * silence *

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I thought the visuals to the conclave movie were so striking but then you see the real thing and it all makes sense

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tbh on some level i do think it becomes a myth that most women dress seductively for themselves. if you ask a skinny beautiful woman why she likes to wear uncomfortable heels and tiny skirts and hours worth of makeup and hair styling she says it makes her feel confident. why does it make someone feel confident? it’s because she knows she looks desirable. who is she desirable to? men, mostly, because her “personal style” lines up with patriarchal femininity. like once you dig a little bit into the “why” part choice feminism becomes misogyny in a barbie pink package. obviously i’m not saying the only way out of patriarchy is to stop being effeminate at all, but the fact of the matter is that strictly conforming to what men want from you is never and can never be feminist, and that the reason for doing so is almost never truly about personal comfort and independent choice. you, self described office siren, would you dress that way if you worked from home? would you dress that way if it was guaranteed with 100% confidence that nobody will ever see you like that? the intention is right in the name of the trend: to attract men’s attention. like it’s so fucking silly to act like any of this is empowering or a free choice. i’m not stupid. you may be stupid enough to think you’re doing it for Yourself but i certainly am not

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Btw, that idea that privilege makes you morally evil and suffering makes you morally good is just repackaged versions of the Christian concepts of the evils of luxury and the holiness of martyrdom. Hope this helps!

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"this is an inaccurate adaptation" okay but is it good "this didn't happen in the book" does it make sense in the context of the new work though "they totally changed the plot" and is the new one good or bad "it's completely different" not what I asked "they changed all the stuff I like" then I get why you wouldn't be into it but I'm asking about its own artistic merits "this character is meant to be blonde" I couldn't give less of a fuck

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yzma's hatred for kuzco is actually so understandable when you consider he probably leaves discarded vape pens all around the palace and this offends yzma - who has an antique cigarette holder collection and smokes exclusively chesterfields - on every possible level

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The 2021 LTSC is available in the plain vanilla version, Windows 10 Enterprise LTSC 2021, with end of mainstream support scheduled January 12, 2027, and Windows 10 IoT Enterprise LTSC 2021, with an extended end date of January 13, 2032. They are not quite the same as the ordinary consumer editions of Windows 10. They don't include the Windows Store or any "modern" apps. Apart from the Edge browser, they have almost nothing else: no OneDrive, no Weather or Contacts apps, and no Windows Mail or whatever it's called this week.

...no OneDrive, Copilot AI, or all of the other useless crapware cluttering up the Start menu? AND patches/support through 2032??

Don't threaten me with a good time, Microsoft.

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carcar enthusiasts appear to be missing the funniest dynamic to their “relationship” in favor of applying cookie cutter older/younger man dynamics….. Oscar has won more grand prixes . Forget “CEO and Intern”. It’s a 30 year old senior analyst on a team run by an associate that graduated high school around the time he joined the workforce

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why don’t they make a baby pope.

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"Historical" tabletop RPGs will be like "this game is based on rigorous historical research of medieval Western European society, and while it does have wizards, they're informed by authentic, period-accurate beliefs about how magic worked", and I'll be like "are the wizards really based on medieval Western European beliefs about magic, or is it a bunch of 1970s Neopagan 'ancient witch cult' stuff in a funny hat", and the game will be like "those are the same thing".

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looks like the make-up sex went well

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makes you think...