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never understood students who willingly attend their own graduation ceremony. the entire point of graduating is they can't force you to attend shit anymore

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Not enough people know that I am

A) in a polyamorous relationship

B) a "steve"* in at least 2 other relationships

C) have a freind who regularly flirts with me because "not enough people flier with you" and jokes about stealing me from my girlfriend

* Steve referencing the song

Please not this is a joke I do not always third wheel but there are at least 2 couples who just like.... let me hang out with them and sit between them and cuddle both of them and I am not dating them. Like I expect that of my metamore sometimes but like I am not a part of this relationship but I am fairly certain I could go on a lunch date with them and no one would question it both sets are 1 gay man and one pan genderfuckery person actually there is no real gender happening with 90% of my freind group but that's not the point

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There are too many clouds in my area to see them

:(

NORTHERN HEMISPHERE ARE YALL LOOKING AT THE SKY

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No one can tell my real life freinds this but I have started to refer to my first boyfriend in my head as my padme amidala era

Why you may ask?

He thought I could do know wrong

Regularly told me I could do better then him

Genuinely people said he acted differently with me

I thought I could fix him and his terrible opnions

(I did shortly after relize I could not and broke up with him he is still very strange and on occasion we talk)

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fic idea I'll probably?? write someday

I know the general consensus when it comes to mandalorians/jedi ships are that the mandos would be the pushy borderline partners that kindap their jedi darlings. But I like the idea of a fic where the jedis kidnap the mandos. Like, Obi-Wan is out on a mission and he ends up getting separated from Anakin. Cue panicking but he still works the mission hoping to save his padawan.

Meanwhile Jango is working a job and comes across free ad! He's pretty excited about it until he realizes that this ad he's found is in face a jedi!! He promptly tracks down the wayward padawan's master and returns Anakin, all the while, taking down enough bad guys to make Obi-Wan's mission a rousing success. Obviously very happy, Obi-Wan invites Jango back to the temple so that the other Jedi can show their appreciation. He's invited to spar with a few of the older masters. And Jocasta is especially happy to gain some insight into Mandalorian culture. The room Jango is staying in stops being a guest room and instead becomes Mister Fett's quarters.

It gets to the point that Jaster has to send a unit of mandalorians to go and retrieve his son. But much to their confusion, they were greeted with open arms by the Jedi. Each guest finds something to do. And the Jedi are all too excited to provide hot tea and home baked pastries for their cool new warrior friends. Especially when they find out that every mando warrior comes pre-equipped with light saber sparring skills. When Jaster has finally had enough he heads on over ready to make a big fuss. Only to be greeted with open arms. The Jedi certainly aren't forcing anyone but you try saying no to Master Windu's handmade sweet breads. Jaster has to return to Mandalore, of course. Reluctantly the rest of the Mando agree to go. And for a while, that's the way that it is. Until Obi-Wan shows up on Mandalore claiming to be there on a research mission. More Jedi show up. They don't leave. There are padawans toddling around keldabe. Yoda and Mace have begun an intense rivalry with Mando elders over who can make the best tea. Half-way through planning a new Jedi temple Jaster realizes that he's been kidnapped by a culture filled with crazy reckless anti-christs.

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Listen If I had the time I would just make Justice Leauge the documentary lol.

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Which is sexier, a werewolf or a vampire?

Depends if you find it sexier to submit to the will of charismatic evil or to be overwhelmed by animalistic power. And that's not a decision I can make for you.

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The Worst Attraction in Every State

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Rex would make a great gummy bear guy

I decided to watch a Netflix movie, one with Anna Kendrick, and it's. Uh. Surprisingly enjoyable? It's called "Mr. Right" and I'm just getting Anidala vibes.

"Somewhat insane girl meets a hitman and decides she's into it" is. Wow. This is a great plot so far? I'm having so much fun. Nobody tell me what the general consensus on this film is, my feminism brain is off and my stupid crazy bullshit brain is on.

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As an American who does enjoy a good savory pie this person is wrong both sweet and savory pies are good

I wanna start a fight

sweet potato pie>pumpkin pie

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>change my display name in the D&D Discord server from "DM" to "Dungeon Mom"

>players go along with it, all start calling me "Dungeon Mom"

>gender.fmv

>one of them accidentally calls me "Dungeon Mommy"

>they all start doing it

>they start dropping the "Dungeon"

>"Mommy, can I roll a perception check?"

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i'm curious, so put in the tags where you grew up and how you learned the four cardinal directions. i grew up in the south in the usa, and we learned "never eat slimy watermelon."