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Queer Deck: Ace of Beholding

Happy Ace Week to all my fellow aces out there!

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A crow stealing a handful of Cheerios. Photo: Queenie Lynn Zook.

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[yells] It’s the I Never Asked For Any Of These Avatar Business Shits gang!!!!!!!

(aka the TMA Powerpuff Girls)

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no smart appliances in this house. absolute fucking moron appliances only. my toaster is there to make bread hot not to tweet what time I ate breakfast or whatever the fuck

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hey op? quick question w h y

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It’s finals season so I have no time for anything besides doodles. But cmoonnnn. CMOOONN

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here’s my fancast for the board….

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I think the only ones that aren’t terrible are Tim’s impressions of Ben. And maybe Jonny’s imitation of Hope. Idk, like, even Alex’s Martin is bad lol 

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The Distortion (Helen) but she wears these:

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Just so I dont lose it. This one came up randomly and might be of use…

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Gerard Keay dressed in a brightly colored shirt in mag 48 because he wanted to look like a tourist but his only fashion sense is band T-shirts and ripped jeans.

This is my headcanon.

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I have wanted to say this ever since I started listening to s5 but now might be a good time 

Bring back Naomi Herne… and Evan Lukas

Sure, Naomi saw his body. And then he visited her and helped her. In the Lonely.

Sure, you can just kill your wandering son for doing the opposite of your Entity’s agenda. Or you can feed him to it! Ironic punishment and a sacrifice for your patron, two in one!

Who’s to say Evan is not still wandering through the Lonely? Or for what it’s worth, through Martin’s version of the Lonely? What my romantic heart tells me is that Evan and Naomi might well be trapped in the same domain, completely convinced that the other is lost to them forever – dead, like Martin used to fear Jon was, or moving on and/or falling prey to the Lukases, like Jon used to fear Martin was.

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no one:

not a single soul:

me: hey what if… wall-e au…

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no smart appliances in this house. absolute fucking moron appliances only. my toaster is there to make bread hot not to tweet what time I ate breakfast or whatever the fuck

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i hope gerard keay is having the best day i miss him dearly

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a list of quirks for characters to make them a little more interesting

doesn’t like to wear shoes

always has a piece of sugarfree gum in their mouth

has a collection of cartoon dvds

walks everywhere they go

only wears pastel colors

won’t go anywhere without three hairbands on their wrist

refuses to wear any shoes except red converse

has a crippling fear of something mundane like mushrooms

has a dream notebook filled with every dream they can remember

has a really loud sneeze and goes into sneeze fits

only wears vintage clothing

has damaged hair from messing with it too much

super good at advanced math but can’t do addition for shit

believes in the supernatural, like ghosts

likes to go on midnight shopping trips and run through stores

gets too emotionally attached

loves dogs and has three of them

has hallucinations, but not scary ones

works at a fast food establishment in their free time

always carries a musical instrument with them

always carries a sketchbook with them

likes to name inanimate objects

strictly against drug use

excessively polite

excessively indecisive

can recite the first 200 digits of pi

can only play clocks by coldplay on the piano and plays it 24/7

gets itchy skin when anxious

has to move things around in a certain pattern before going to sleep

worries that if they do one thing wrong they’ll die

obsessed with puzzles

obsessed with rpg videogames

texts with one thumb

always has red painted nails

an amazing runner with super toned legs

has a beautiful voice

has restless legs, especially at night

has terrible performance anxiety

doesn’t like to turn assignments in because they’re afraid they’ll fail

loves science but is really bad at it

can/can’t make friends easily

likes to lie in fields and stare at the stars

believes that wishes can come true

falls deeply in love

bruises super easily

beautiful/horrible handwriting

ambidextrous

only likes nintendo games

only drinks sparkling water

doesn’t watch tv/listen to music

goes to concerts every week

likes slam poetry

likes to study in coffee shops/libraries

doesn’t understand politics but tries nonetheless

wears the same sweatshirt every day

collects sweatshirts

works three part time jobs

crazy intelligent but super shy

likes to memorize phone numbers instead of writing them down

loves to calculate probability

gets homesick very easily

wants to leave home very badly

trips a lot

can’t dance but tries anyway

brushes their teeth seven times a day

incredibly honest to a sometimes brash extent

only draws with mechanical pencils

only writes with pens

collects pens from hotels

wants to believe in heaven but can’t

watches a ton of anime

makes people cute nicknames

makes people origami

uses origami as a coping mechanism

owns a ton of t-shirts from hot topic, but has never been inside

makes all their own food

vegetarian/vegan/pescatarian

eats rice krispies every morning

does everything “for the aesthetic”

watches kids shows

goes to a private school

short term memory loss

loves disney movies

makes lists of random things in their free time

only eats foods with a spoon

only likes to wear skirts

never has their hair down

dyes their hair every two weeks

likes to collect pokemon cards

gets obsessed with games really easily

gives up too easily

gets their heart broken too often

has a mysterious disease

has a big social media following

tries too hard to be popular

likes to draw everything and everyone

can eat a whole lemon

listens to “edgy” music all the time