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tfw u go to the bathroom and your vagina has all kinds of stuff goin on and ur like damn was i turned on and i missed it i dont understanddd

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Journal pages from the 27th & 28th of January 2015

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first word of your first tumblr url and the last word of your current url = your superhero name

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thought of the day

phones cracking when they are dropped is just their defense system so humans learn to respect them

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i'm seventy-five percent sure that half of my generation knows what the word "rue" means because of that one icarly episode

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i use the sassy to cover up the sad

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Art by Heather Theurer

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Sammy’s life is hard

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honeymoon is an interesting term because an actual moon made of honey would imply space bees which is pretty horrifying

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I sound too Californian, like I'm a vapid lil shit

Reblog if you think your voice is unattractive.

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thought of the day

i feel like a baby walrus

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you have a fundamental misunderstanding of how math works

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