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appleteeth · 3 days
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how can you eat the fried hearts of something that once was alive and had a beating heart? do you feel any guilt? i hope you do.
please google what an artichoke is
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appleteeth · 4 days
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My dearest friends, plz tell me your favorite fluffy ofmd one shots. G-M preferred at the moment, although if you recommend something explicit I will most likely still put it on my list for later <3
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appleteeth · 4 days
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There's just so much I don't know about Tolkien's work
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appleteeth · 4 days
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I think people in fandom would be happier if they focused more on things they love than the things they hate
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appleteeth · 4 days
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throwback to the Our Flag Means Death embroidery i made last year 🏳️‍🌈🏴‍☠️
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appleteeth · 4 days
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the crew’s been trying to get their attention for the past 20 minutes
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"I love you... I love you." "I know... I know that."
Omg they were co-captains 🥹
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appleteeth · 4 days
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Sobbing into the couch cushions oh god I love Edward teach Ed I love you darling oh god
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appleteeth · 4 days
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if i stare at stede for too long my eyes literally become heart-shaped and all i wanna do is lay on his lap while he reads stories,,,,, is this too much to ask for????
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appleteeth · 4 days
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appleteeth · 4 days
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i am. so sorry if i have ever used the phrase “i have an au where—” and led you to believe that there is an actual fic out there for you to read rather than, at best, a post where i explain the concept, and at worst it is simply something that lives in my brain
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appleteeth · 4 days
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https://twitter.com/vagina_museum/status/1628046312275935232
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appleteeth · 4 days
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You know when someone goes through your blog on a mass like-spree for a fandom? I love those like, 19 notifications in a row. it’s like “Ah, I see you’re well into a fixation. God bless.”
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appleteeth · 4 days
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judge: for crimes of pirating against the spanish empire, i hereby sentence you, edward teach, to death. you will be hung
stede, from the back: he already is hung!!
blackbeard: uncuff me so i can high-five my husband
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appleteeth · 4 days
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honestly i dont need therapy i need a machine to go into my body and manually stretch all my muscles and crack all my joints and then i need the machine to go into my brain and deep clean it with soapy hot water
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appleteeth · 4 days
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Smells of the future, to me. Yeah, love that.
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appleteeth · 4 days
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I cannot believe that there's a new cutscene in Stardew 1.6 where, if you cheat to get to the summit Mr. Qi beats the shit out of you
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