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ed likes to bite stede’s scrumptious biceps this is canon

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SINNERS (2025) — dir. Ryan Coogler

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Slogans I saw at the Fresno protests today

Ice is best crushed

Don’t poke the bear

I’m 67 and this is my first protest

Ice belongs in my horchata not in my city

Honk if you’ve never drunk texted war plans

If I’m an alien then where my ufo at

I hate crowds but I hate oppression more

We ain’t Putin up with this

Ice melts in the California sun

Migration is beautiful

Down with king George Donald

No faux-king way

Pro life until it’s an immigrants life

Protect trans kids

Dicktators will not win

Love thy neighbor

Kill the bill

Families belong together

1776 called and they want their democracy back

It’s giving Germany 1933

Mi papá trabaja más del presidente

Fuck your birthday party

We have started wars for less

Silence is compliance

Vote for my future

The only royalty I respect are drag queens

Not your uterus not your opinion

Free the kids

Why do you fear immigrants more than you fear fascism

Veterans for democracy

Trannies for democracy

Billionaires are a dangerous minority

The most destructive force in the world is ignorance

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do yall remember when rarmitage was saying insane shit in the press like more than once a week? I misssss when he was doing that can he do that again pleaseeeee

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I think if you as a German say anything remotely like this you should be shot immediately

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Images from the No Kings protest on Saturday, June 14, 2025:

Minnesota:

Chicago:

San Diego:

Dallas:

Seattle:

San Francisco:

Philadelphia:

Los Angeles:

(source 1, source 2, source 3, source 4, source 5, source 6, source 7, source 8, source 9)

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stevie and jason truly have to be one of the best taskmaster teams of all time. they match each others freak in all of the best way possible. like them both not knowing what to do when tasked to make their predictions live on stage, so they derail the show for three minutes by impromptu crawling around the stage and improving as they go along, or whenever jason suggests something terrible unhinged, like taking laxatives or playing in traffic, and stevie excitingly goes along like it’s the best idea she’s ever heard, and the fact that they’re both quite competitive but fails in some of the worst ways ever. but i think what makes their dynamic even better is despite how competitive jason can be it’s also clear how he’s there to have fun, but whenever he’s paired up with stevie his competitive nature is dialed up because he knows how badly she wants to win. i love them so much 💞

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soju may taste like juice but theres no way the memes aren't ridiculously exaggerated. this bottles only 5 units it cant affect me that considerably

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Yes, if you count trying it once, gagging, spitting it out and making "ughhhh" noises for three hours after.

Please add comment if you wish.

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From Rhys’ ig stories

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Two ladybirds having a shag that i edited cbat over

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Imagine for a moment you’re one of Lou Wilson’s new neighbors. This guy moves in driving the joker-mobile. He gives you his number and when your call goes to voicemail you’re treated to a full gospel choir. One day you catch a glimpse through his window and he’s just scratching hundreds of scratch-off lottery tickets. He owns two jet skis.

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"I'm not a good person, Stede. That's why I don't have any friends."

"Hey. I'm your friend."

"Thank you."

I found a tiny tub at Dollar Tree and my mind immediately went to these two and the bathtub scene. Of course it's big enough to share!

Crochet by @bizarrelittlemew and thanks to @ofmd-ann for telling me about using stitch markers to keep their hands together!

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Redditors crashed the website with donations over $25k and 0 wishes left. via /r/MadeMeSmile

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