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imagine a video of a crepe being made and then imagine the audio that might go along with it. whatever you just imagined is wrong
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sponge in real life?????????? 😳
(credit to @poisonicpen for the template )
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For the #Nickfanart contest! Squidward painting his masterpiece, ‘Bold and Brash’. I may have used this contest as an excuse to paint Squidward. lol
(Name: Keri Ruediger and email : infoATkeriruedigerDOTcom )
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Reaction to You Being Infertile - SBSP
Spongebob: “It’s okay I still love you, [y/n], we can always adopt”
Patrick: “I don’t care what the doctor says, I’ll have you pregnant in 5 seconds flat”

Squidward: “Good”

Mr. Krabs: “Agagagagaggagagagagaga”
Mrs. Puff: “Please sit back down, [y/n], you’re interrupting class”
Gary: “Meow”
Plankton: “Great news, [y/n]! I just had a brilliant idea of how we could steal the krabby patty secret formula!”

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an amalgamation of karen sb & sbbway is all i needed in my life
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Why. The fuck. Is Plankton so obsessed with taking over the world via some dumb recipe?? I mean, we know he wants to rule the world, that that's his end goal, but he's literally a genius!! He builds countless inventions, countless really good inventions, all of which work flawlessly, and they only ever break when he uses them to try to steal the recipe!!! If he really wanted to take over the world, why not, oh I don't know, use his inventions to do that instead of using those inventions to steal a recipe and then using that recipe to take over the world?? I just feel like he's take a lot more compleetly unnessary steps to get from A to B instead of just fucking going from A to B!!! I mean, the guy went to college and has a degree, you think he would think of this himself.
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Untitled, 2022
men's toilets, Sigmund Freud Museum, Vienna
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Y’all ever think abt the adult-catering sb eps that def give the series (at times unwanted) themes? Y’all think fanfics for this fandom are f’d up, but it’s like… the series has it’s momentz® already. Fanfic isn’t always too far off the mark, w this sorta stuff in mind…
Like that time that SpongeBob stalked Squidward and built a 1:1 replica of his house.
The restraining order episode.
Are You Happy Now? (depression and suicide ideation episode)
Ink Lemonade (stalking, paranoia, physical abuse, physical exploitation, drinking and selling bodily fluids, gore)
Married to Money (canon cheating and bigamy)
The ep where Plankton wants to marry Krabs’s mom (cougar momentz if you think about it, +canon cheating and technically also bigamy if we’re being totally honest w ourselves)
Petsitter Pat episode (animal abuse and neglect episode)
And finally, the Mack-daddy of all BAD, triggering, ooc, just plain awful and disgraceful sb eps…
One Coarse Meal.
Please feel free to add onto the list.
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Dude I was talking to spongebob he doesnt fuck with you no more
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Black Swan (2010) || Spongebob Squarepants (1999-)
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