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Having haters doesn't make you special. Everyone's got haters. You forget to use your blinker in traffic just once, and the driver behind you is like "fuck that driver, I bet they never use the fucking blinkers ever, fucking dipshit", that's a hater. You're halfway to being born and your older sibling realises they're going to have to share all their shit, that's a hater. And if you don't have haters before you were born, you'll be in the hospital crying your first breath and someone else hears you in the hallway and thinks "oh fuck there's a fucking baby somewhere here." One minute old, did one thing, and already got one hater.

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my favorite little bits of acting this season came from father of two Jeremy Allen White pretending to not know how to hold a baby and real-life cigarette destroyer Ayo Edebiri pretending to be very bad at smoking

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Just noticed that when Sydney mentions Claire, the background noise for Carmy becomes horns, sirens and vehicle buzzing. And after she says she appreciates him, the background noise for him is mostly the birds chirping🥺

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Carmen found a way to use DocuSign to say "I have had a dream my entire life. I've only really ever shared it with one other person who is now gone. It is my creative soul and personality made physical. It was birthed because you saw these things in me and could understand and speak to them. I struggle to make space and you gave me it on our literal fucking menus. I am giving you the most important thing I've ever done, the best thing I've ever done. I look at this beautiful thing and do not feel worthy to touch it, so I am putting it into your hands because they are good and skilled and better than mine could ever be."

WHICH COULD MEAN NOTHING

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I’m gonna do it! I’m gonna do the dishes!

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jokes to make after failure that aren’t self-deprecating:

I’m the best to ever do it

Nobody saw that (best if said loudly)

No one’s ever done it like me

I could be President/they should make me President

Behold, a mere fraction of my power!

The public wants to be me soooooo bad

I’m an expert in (thing you just failed at)

How could this have happened to god’s favorite princess?

Nothing ibuprofen and a glass of water cant fix

I’m being sabotaged

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How to Disable and Remove All AI Features in Mozilla Firefox

*deep, calming breath* On the plus side, the steps at that link were very clear and easy to follow.

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after a lifetime of hearing about aragorn but not reading the books or watching the movies, genuinely nothing could have prepared me for his actual introduction. the hobbits picked this man out of a dumpster. he is a textbook softspoken angst prince and he is covered in dirt and he probably smells so bad. he’s the coolest man alive and is so casual about it. his number one skill is Knowing Where They Are and his number two skill is Having A Horrible Destiny That Torments Him. tolkien got it in one i’m afraid aragorn son of arathorn you are the guy of all time

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NATALIE TELLING CARMY THAT IT'S OKAY IF HE FELL OUT OF LOVE WITH COOKING, FOLLOWED BY SYDNEY POURING HER HEART AND SOUL DESCRIBING THE WAY HER FOOD IS PREPARED. CARMY TELLING TINA THAT THERE'S NO WAY HE COULD PLATE THE PASTA IN LESS THAN 3 MINUTES, DESPITE HIS EXPERIENCE, ONLY TO WATCH SYDNEY DO IT, ON THE SPOT, IN TWO AND A HALF MINUTES WITHOUT EVEN TRYING. CARMY EXPLAINING TO MICHAEL HOW THEIR RESTAURANT WOULD BE FOR PEOPLE TO BE TAKEN CARE OF AND CELEBRATED - A FEELING FORGOTTEN BUT EXACTLY THE WAY HE RECOGNIZES IN SYDNEY AFTER SHE MAKES NATALIE AN OMELETTE.

IF THEY'RE NOT MEANT TO BE TOGETHER WHY ARE THEY FOILS? WHY ARE THEY SOULMATES?

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treasure planet writers: parental abandonment is a wound that never truly heals. it shapes a child in a very specific, very painful way. it leaves them longing for love for the rest of their life and, even worse, it convinces them they are intrinsically unworthy of that love. they feel they must beg and bargain and work for every ounce of affection and attention they receive. many children are plunged into poverty in the wake of the abandonment, causing them to fall even further through the cracks as their life becomes about survival. some of them internalize their anger and shame to the point that they become self-destructive, shutting out their loved ones and sabotaging their own success. in short, the effect of abandonment upon a child cannot be overstated.

treasure planet audience: hell yeah space pirates

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so my dad's car insurance called me today and was like hey we're trying to get a hold of this dude and found your name and thought y'all might be related (i have an incredibly uncommon surname). so I was like yeah that's my dad. can you tell me what he did this time

and i could tell she wasn't supposed to tell me, but heard the absolute exasperation in my voice and just knew i was his child. she described that there was "a fender bender, and an altercation, in a restaurant parking lot" and that his lawyer was trying to get a hold of him to tell him his court summons had been waived

my parents own a restaurant so I figured it was their parking lot but upon asking my mom i have learned

it was a burger king parking lot. he physically fought a guy in a rural pennsylvania burger king parking lot. love and light ☀️

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star wars is about coruscant

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college gothic

someone in your class mentions communism. they speak about it at length. you are in biology class.

you text your mother. she does not respond for 3 days. you text her again and then realize that it has only been 2 hours since your first text.

freshmen travel in packs. what are they afraid of.

your class is in room 153. the numbers start at 201. you cannot find the first floor.

someone is talking about communism. it is not the same person as last time. this is an english class.

your transcript says you have an A in philosophy 3310. you do not remember taking this class. what did you learn? what did you do?

you meet your elevator buddy. you do not speak. you never do. you ride in silence. one day, they are not there. you miss them.

your advisor refers you to the registrar. the registrar refers you to admissions. admissions refers you to both the registrar and your advisor. you have spoken to two people who do not exist and one who has been dead for ten years.

the boy who sits next to you wears the same clothes everyday. you think this is strange but when you mention it, he tells you that this is the first time he has worn this outfit. you realize that you have lived this day before.

you pass someone sleeping in the quad. he has always been there. stop looking at him.

someone answers, “communism.” it is not someone who has been previously mentioned. the question was, “what is an example of the art of ancient greece?”

you have a doppelganger on campus. you have never met them. they know all of your friends.

the seniors speak only to professors. their eyes are dead. they have given up the safety of the pack long ago.

the professor is talking about STD’s. your math class is very strange.

the powerpoint is in comic sans. you suspect that your economics professor is an extraterrestrial being after all.

“communism,” the man serving you lunch insists. wearily you nod. that’s what everyone says.

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"Un-uhlaive? UN-UHLAIVE? Ma'am, that man has been killed. He has been MUHDUHED. To DEATH."

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can we have tv dramas set in college please. fucking nothing happens in hs man. now im in college and my friend got chased by feral hogs a week ago in the woods and its like the 5th craziest thing to happen this week