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drunk on you
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just a single slow desire fermenting
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[email protected] to [email protected] re: The Baths! 03-07-2011 11:29am
Hey dude,
Apologies for the deception but I rather wanted to make sure you started reading so I thought it best not to announce myself. I’m assuming you’re alone, you always did prefer to read your statements in private. I wouldn’t try too hard to stop reading there’s every likelihood you’ll just hurt yourself so just listen.
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him getting stuck in the pipes was scary but the thought of elias rapidly sending emails whilst stuck is sending me 😭
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I gotta say, TMagP is really making me appreciate the built-in infrastructure that the Institute provided for the Archives. What do you MEAN, you don't have an Artefact Storage?? The only other department supporting your work, the one that went out and Responded to things, so you could just do paperwork, got disbanded YEARS ago?? You don't have a boss to give you a measly inch of support as far as a job description??
I thought the Archives were flying blind, but good lord. Magnus ran a much tighter ship than I gave him credit for. At least when people died at work, everyone knew when and why it happened.
Also, let's be clear: when Jon got promoted (very specifically because he couldn't do the job well), he KNEW he was unqualified and made himself a support system of his two best friends, including the one person who should have been promoted. When Gwen got shady BLACKMAIL from her EVIL WORK COMPUTER, she said, "Great! Let's commit a crime to get my boss's job that I don't know or understand!" One of these people is significantly more rational about their expectations for their work, and it's UNBELIEVABLE that it's Jon.
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i don’t have a five year plan because every two years i realize i need a different life
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People loooove complex characters until they’re women
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