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Whoever invented "open in app" links that redirect you to the app store instead of actually opening the app even when you already have the app installed on your phone should be involuntarily turned into a beanbag chair

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Lena Luthor in her Eras era when?

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part 7 of sg tweets! nia is an absolute menace in this au.

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“Do your shorts have the L-Corp logo on them?”

“So…?”

“You have branded shorts, Luthor?”

“Glass house, Zor-El. Let’s talk about that S on your chest.”

“It’s an El.”

“So’s mine.”

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Day 289

Lena has to explain.

Art by the incredible @rustingcat

Latest chapter available here:

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(in)correct supercorp (feat. Lillian)

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reblog for sample size !!

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a commissioned cat portrait

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in my happy place <3

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x

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the best way to play together

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I want to fuck your throat

my thrussy!?!?

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Fanfic writers are like crows. If you give them treats (comments) they will bring you shiny things (fanfic)

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i hope you remember it’s very human and normal to crave affection, human interaction, attention and love. you’re not “too needy” or “too sensitive” for wanting to have your emotional and social needs met accordingly. 

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supercorp hot and sweaty part 2

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S5 should’ve come back from Crisis with the show completely flipped on its head and had Lena leading her own version of the Legion of Doom

In my head it goes like this:

In rebuilding the universe, while Lex is trying to rewrite reality in his favor, Kara is only focused on two things: getting her loved ones back safe and sound, and Lex never being in a position to hurt Lena ever again

The resulting Earth is nothing like Kara (or Lex) expect it to be (and J’onn is unable to restore memories in either direction because that was lazy writing) so Kara, Lex, and J’onn all remember Earth-38 and everyone else only know this new world they’ve stumbled into

Surprise #1: as far as the world is concerned, Kara Danvers is dead and Kara Zor-El is the one that did it

Our Kara is shocked to learn that she’s been under the influence of red kryptonite since Lord accidentally invented it and has gone out of her way to remain that way

Because Supergirl was less than eager to be helpful after stopping Myriad, Lena’s helicopter does crash and Lillian does her Metallo thing

Lena and Supergirl start “working together” though obviously no one in this group will ever actually trust each other

Reign arrives and starts as an adversary to everyone until Lena somehow brings her into the fold

(Ruby goes into hiding with Alex and eventually Kelly because regardless of the red kryptonite, anyone close to Kara is still off limits and “safe”)

Brainy arrives from the future, having acquired the Harun-El to stop Reign but he isn’t prepared for Red!K Kara to be protecting her

When Lena discovers that the Harun-El has created Red Daughter, she finds a way to use it on Kal and gets a Red Son as well

(Clark runs away with Lois for now because she’s pregnant or something idk)

Brainy processes everything and after meeting Lena knows that the best (safest) place for him now is with her because he’s got nothing else

Now, back from Crisis, Kara finds herself thrust in the middle of Lena’s empire, having to keep her trust while also looking to find an answer to restoring the Earth-38 memories of those closest to her and to bring Lena back to the light

(Lena hasn’t crossed any big lines just like trying to do good through extreme means ya know)

J’onn is mainly tasked with the memories issue and idk what the solution is but it’s not that he can just restore them from nothing

Lex, because of Kara’s interference in reshaping the universe, is to Lena as Frank the son is in Miss Congeniality (a bad dude with no agency of his own and completely at Lena’s mercy)